http://i.imgur.com/OyLigxb.jpg

I was a taco

That's the most boring costume party I've ever seen.

Two words. Gang bang.

Then that girl's in for a rough night. Or not. Those dudes actually look pretty milk toast.

http://i.imgur.com/KehunV5.jpg?1

I was a substitute teacher. I don't quite remember when the hat was implemented, but it didn't start off that way.

Hey, I eat Honey Bunches of Oats, too! We're like sisters.

You're sisters with one of my roommates, then.

One of? As in you have multiple roommates? I was wondering why there were fifty boxes of cereal on the fridge. Your roommate has better taste in cereal than you do BTW, and his/her musical taste is almost certainly superior as well.

And stop drinking milk out of the jug. Drinking milk is disgusting.

You just complimented an unabashed Nickelback fan's taste in music. I hope you're happy.

You can't prove I drank a drop.

Nickelback > WISK