I'll give you your own sometime;).

:yeah: :dj:

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hp...97517640_n.jpg

Pic from a recent turtle racing event. I'm the one who is clearly way too invested in turtle stats.

You're adorable dread!

Can I call her a hipster, yet? She went to a "turtle racing event", for god's sake. There's no way you can do that unironically.

<3dread

Says someone who has clearly never seen turtles race. It's awesome. If you pick a winner you also get a free drink. So there.

Do they have turtle bookies, I wonder? I could see the mob getting in on it, too. I'm going to do some research and I'll try to expose the dark side of turtle racing.

my outfit on Sunday.

I was literally paid to dress like this for a day.

(I was also wearing the cutest saddle shoes.)

... What I want to know is, what happens to the turtles who refuse to take a dive? Are their shells burned down and they're forced to race naked henceforth?

You might be on to something here... Just think, you could be one boob job away from being the next groundbreaking investigative journalist.