It turns you on, right?
Hand selected myself, really love the aura it eminates.
Bathrooms carpeted yes, no two sinks though. That's the toilet opposite the sink you see.

I think he means the thing you're standing in front of and the sink on the right side of the picture? Also, carpet in bathroom seems like a terrible idea.

I'm standing in front of a tub. What's wrong with carpets in a bathroom?

Water and carpets are natural enemies.

Not to mention missing the toilet when you pee. That is one nasty ass carpet.

I don't bathe in that bathroom so no need to worry about water exposure to my tacky green carpets. As far as my urine, I never miss. Ever.

Oh boy, you must have drank too much.

ftfy

Do you never have sex before bed and wake up having to pee only to find your urine coming out like a serpent tongue? You can pee on 2 walls at the same time.

Besides, if you're standing up, no matter how good your aim, it's still going to splash onto the floor. It's just the way it is.

Of course, with that wallpaper you really might be sitting down.

And so what if I sit down? You got something against women you fat pig?