Maybe marshmallow sandwich spread...

Good consistency, but the high fructose corn syrup would surely dull the razor blade (to say nothing of the sugar feeding any Candida Albicans parasites that are on your skin...eww!!)

I like the kefir idea, perhaps whipped in a blender with flax seeds for consistency AND the added benefit of exfoliation and skin-softening fatty acids...

Now there's a product idea that's One annoying jingle away from making me a fortune.

It's called fluff.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...unnies/ffs.gif

Batlord, you are a genius man. GENIUS.

I know, but just calling it "fluff" with no context might be confusing.

Mmhmm. Sure you do.

http://s7.postimg.org/lxoewzytn/20150816_023839.jpg

Its 3 in the morning, hence the smug face

Sorry for the large picture. It's worse enough I'm not good looking but a large picture, forget it I'm asking for trouble

You just look uncomfortable tbh.

Nice floral wallpaper, queer.

Is that bathroom carpeted? Also, does it have two sinks on opposite walls?