I dunno, somehow I trust the Gorton's Fisherman.

Damn, your friend's taller than ****.

seq you need a deeper u

{insert techie error}

Are those the type of sunglasses that pop up to reveal reading glasses underneath? Would I need an actual prescription to score a pair of those, or is the fashion version mainstreamed these days, a la buddy holly glasses??

I liked you better when you were not wearing that heinous sweater.Chirstmas gift?

People are just jelly you look more manly and sexy than them. Damn I'd love those big arms around me.

+1

If you ever come to Chicago.