If we were it would have read: sex.

I've never had Pho, looks really good. Eating with chopsticks is just more fun, I use them a lot, but not with sushi. Sushi is meant to be eaten with your hands.

Oh my god you are so ****ing pretentious.

Says the dude reluctant to adapt to traditional ways of eating non-western meals.

Learn how to use chopsticks. It'll up your chances of getting non-paid Asian pussy by 500%.

It says MEOW

Only when it comes to sushi. I eat it the way it's supposed to be eaten and it's excellent. I use chopsticks sometimes depending on what kind of sushi it is.

I'm fine with the idea of eating with chopsticks as an occasional novelty (though 99% of the time I don't give enough of a ****), but to actually eat Asian food with chopsticks as if I'm supposed to is idiotic.

Yeah, that's what Asian chicks are looking for in a white guy. The ability to eat with chopsticks.

You've seen this, right?



Bat, Asian chicks definitely notice a white boy who can diddle proficiently with the sticks.

I think you posted the full version once before and I watched it.

Lotta BS between this and when Frown pointed that out.

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I ignored the BS.