Nice pic.. That sushi in the front looks delicious. Do you eat with your chopsticks like that? Weirdo.

His technique sucks. And Lil hasn't even done the splits.

You're whiter than floured semen. You have no place telling other white people about chop sticks.

You tell em Chula.. Well he's right, stupid uncultured Americants.

How many days you spent living in China cracker?

Chopsticking came very naturally to me. One time I tried to teach my grandma how to do it, and as a result I overthought it way too much and forgot how to use chopsticks for like a month. I try not to get wrapped up in technique these days.

Incoming claim from Chula.

So music and eating are pretty much a wash for you?

You even heard my tunes? That ****'s all technique.

I hold my chopsticks like this. I live in Koreatown. I'd be hung and quartered if I couldn't use chopsticks well.

http://www.wtjohnson.com/blog/assets...wt-johnson.jpg