I assumed it was just a penis/wood joke.

He's not arty enough to make that joke.

Now mic it and play it through that Mojo Iron Hand pedal.

I remember your penis being smaller.

Why stop there?
The didg should be sticking in an authentic tibetan monk's ass who in turn rims a tuvan throat singer.

I was just showing off my new instrument. You guys are sick.

I'm just jealous of your cool idea. I'm de-spidering the didg I kept in my cellar as we speak and wheeping because it probably won't fit into my alto.

You just gotta stretch it a bit first. Then it'll slip right in.

Your didg may not fit, but the possibilities are endless. I used to use a hose instead of the didgeridoo. I'm sure you'll find something.

I might be too nervous and excited to manage it.

After the exams are over I'll try. Then I'll record a three hour album with that setup. And then Batlord will have something to review.