Don't listen to him, Im telling you, if you were older maaaan...

They make straighteners...

I'd respond to Exo and Frownland, but I'm balls deep into one of Frowny's twelve-hour albums, and my mind is consumed only by hate and delirious indifference.

We find you delightfully amusing. If you weren't so clearly eccentric, we'd assume you were trolling us. We wouldn't trade you for anything.

Gosh darn

That's true.

Whats with the love fest? Who spiked your boones farm?^

This phone!!This was for the bat.

A.) I've been drinking, and B.) **** Frownland's music.

Like making love or a one night stand type of ****?

I'm high as ****, so come here let me hug you.... I'll let you touch me from a distance.

He wants to hit it and quit it bruh.

Like a hatefuck with choking and face slapping and spitting in your mouth.

All I want is a gun and a target.

Eww you spit in women's mouths, and you wonder why they never call you the next day.