Carpe Mortem

Swamp is in the 20s area. At least there's free food though. Mulberry trees, raspberry bushes, and a cherry tree.

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The Batlord

I hardly ever throw in the marsh anymore, and usually only a little bit in, but everyone loses discs in there. No matter how good you are, there are just so many trees that eventually you're gonna hit one and your disc goes sailing off into god knows where. Sometimes you'll be able to see your disc clear as day, but it'll be so far out that all you can do is stare at it in despair. There are also trees on those holes where you gotta throw over the marsh.

Hanging right over the right side of the middle of the marsh, on both holes, there are tree branches that will simply drop your disc straight down, or send it careening off to the left into marsh hell. They're not even that hard to hit, and if you do, you're probably ****ed.

Make it past those, and on Hole 7 there are trees on the far bank handing just far enough to knock your disc into the marsh. Not too far normally, but if the marsh grass is high enough then there's a decent chance you won't even be able to see your disc unless you stumble on it. And you generally try not to walk out that far unless you actually know where it is. That's who you lose shoes.

It's like a rite of passage for every disc golfer where I live whenever they first throw from the whites on those holes (reds don't make you do it). Never even attempted the blues. Probably never will. It almost gives you vertigo thinking of throwing from them on those holes.

Only food we have are Water Moccasins. And we're grateful.

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Chula Vista

Put your Frisbee's away girls.

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

**** real golf, richboy. Give me my ten dollar disc and my free course, and keep your club dues and hundreds of dollars in metal sticks. And thanks for telling everyone your real name, Don. It will make stalking you even easier.

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Chula Vista

You're welcome Charles.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

The Batlord

But what's my last name, Mr. Belanger? (You sound like a high school chemistry teacher BTW)

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Chula Vista

Mr. Belanger. Finally some respect.

High School.

Lots of Chemistry.

No teaching.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Gym coaches can be like that. The shower inspections always were kind of weird, especially when you joined in and gave examples.

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Plankton

Bitch please.

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The Batlord

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