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Carpe Mortem 03-16-2015 05:10 PM

Swamp is in the 20s area. At least there's free food though. Mulberry trees, raspberry bushes, and a cherry tree.

The Batlord 03-16-2015 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1565891)
That does suck. You just have to get good enough that you don't throw your disc off path, because you're gonna have a bad time.

I hardly ever throw in the marsh anymore, and usually only a little bit in, but everyone loses discs in there. No matter how good you are, there are just so many trees that eventually you're gonna hit one and your disc goes sailing off into god knows where. Sometimes you'll be able to see your disc clear as day, but it'll be so far out that all you can do is stare at it in despair. There are also trees on those holes where you gotta throw over the marsh.

Hanging right over the right side of the middle of the marsh, on both holes, there are tree branches that will simply drop your disc straight down, or send it careening off to the left into marsh hell. They're not even that hard to hit, and if you do, you're probably ****ed.

Make it past those, and on Hole 7 there are trees on the far bank handing just far enough to knock your disc into the marsh. Not too far normally, but if the marsh grass is high enough then there's a decent chance you won't even be able to see your disc unless you stumble on it. And you generally try not to walk out that far unless you actually know where it is. That's who you lose shoes.

It's like a rite of passage for every disc golfer where I live whenever they first throw from the whites on those holes (reds don't make you do it). Never even attempted the blues. Probably never will. It almost gives you vertigo thinking of throwing from them on those holes.

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1565899)
Swamp is in the 20s area. At least there's free food though. Mulberry trees, raspberry bushes, and a cherry tree.

Only food we have are Water Moccasins. And we're grateful.

Chula Vista 03-16-2015 05:43 PM

Put your Frisbee's away girls.

https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...30&oe=557DAED0

The Batlord 03-16-2015 05:49 PM

**** real golf, richboy. Give me my ten dollar disc and my free course, and keep your club dues and hundreds of dollars in metal sticks. And thanks for telling everyone your real name, Don. It will make stalking you even easier.

Chula Vista 03-16-2015 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1565921)
And thanks for telling everyone your real name, Don. It will make stalking you even easier.

You're welcome Charles.

The Batlord 03-16-2015 05:56 PM

But what's my last name, Mr. Belanger? (You sound like a high school chemistry teacher BTW)

Chula Vista 03-16-2015 05:58 PM

Mr. Belanger. Finally some respect.

High School.

Lots of Chemistry.

No teaching.

Frownland 03-16-2015 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1565933)
Mr. Belanger. Finally some respect.

High School.

Lots of Chemistry.

No teaching.

Gym coaches can be like that. The shower inspections always were kind of weird, especially when you joined in and gave examples.

Plankton 03-17-2015 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1565758)
Pretty sure I tried throwing with gloves and it just did not work.

I challenge you to say that at my course. Trees everywhere -- in the ****ing fairway with no rhyme or reason -- hanging thorns all around a million disc traps, and a straight up swamp literally next to the course that you legitimately have to worry about throwing into on many holes. In all my years, I have never seen any course that seems as designed to trash your score, steal your discs, and cause you physical injury while futilely trying to search for them.

http://tamebay.com/wp-content/upload...aambulance.jpg

Bitch please.

The Batlord 03-17-2015 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1566082)

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