Awww...you're dating a barbie doll/cheerleader...in tha' cute...

OT: You can thank God for your slavic genes...:yeah:

She's definitely not a stupid stereotypical blonde, but yes, I am blessed with Superman's genes.

You must be the most popular kids at school. You wouldn't happen to be a quarterback would you?Lol...

let me ask you this... is her favorite color pink?

No, and no.
GTFover it!




To adidasss: I do not have the body of a quarterback, only that of a sex God.

qft

what he meant was WTF.... your 16 which means
A. you are not a sex god
B. you blow your load in 5 minutes and are ready again 5 minutes later
C. you may think your gonna marry this chick but shes gonna be gone in a few months
D. we are all happy for you so dont take anything i say personal

edit - ps you look like you belong on a rooney album cover.

Jake can go all night long without blowing his load if he pleases, its true i'd know.

Crowquill isnt lying, that boy takes the life outta me everytime.

Aww you guys...
;)


This was the harshest statement you made!
http://image.listen.com/img/170x170/...35_170x170.jpg
Do I really look like that?

No offense taken, just because you really do not know me. I accept the fact that I'm not a sex God, but you being assured of my relationship's demise based solely on my age and appearance is absurd.