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Old 12-15-2014, 11:49 PM   #27421 (permalink)
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3... 2... 1... Pew! Pew! Pew!
wait... hold on.

the Batlord's dick makes "pew pew pew!" noises when he unloads his virgin fury or...?
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Old 12-15-2014, 11:51 PM   #27422 (permalink)
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3... 2... 1... Pew! Pew! Pew!
Your dick sounds like a laser
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Old 12-15-2014, 11:55 PM   #27423 (permalink)
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Your dick sounds like a laser
No. A laser sounds like my dick.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-16-2014, 01:22 AM   #27424 (permalink)
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I'm too tired to think of a joke relating your dick size to that of the dot those laser pointer things make. So I'm just gonna leave this lazy and vague post here instead.
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Old 12-16-2014, 02:04 AM   #27425 (permalink)
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You're better off. He'll go online searching until he finds a gigantic laser pointer to prove you wrong.
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Old 12-16-2014, 02:17 AM   #27426 (permalink)
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I'm too tired to think of a joke relating your dick size to that of the dot those laser pointer things make. So I'm just gonna leave this lazy and vague post here instead.
*WD is at home*

*he's sitting down at his computer*

*he's talking shit about The Batlord*

*a red dot appears through the window*

*it races across the wall*

*it finds WD's arm*

*the red dot traces its way up to his shoulder*

*it travels up his neck and onto his forehead*

*the red dot pauses*

PEW! PEW! PEW!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-16-2014, 09:04 AM   #27427 (permalink)
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*WD is at home*

*he's sitting down at his computer*

*he's talking shit about The Batlord*

*a red dot appears through the window*

*it races across the wall*

*it finds WD's arm*

*the red dot traces its way up to his shoulder*

*it travels up his neck and onto his forehead*

*the red dot pauses*

PEW! PEW! PEW!
I started laughing at this in the break room at work and this is the conversation that ensued:

"What are you laughing at?"

"A dick joke. That's literally all."
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Old 12-16-2014, 09:15 PM   #27428 (permalink)
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Jokes on you I don't have windows
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Old 12-16-2014, 10:10 PM   #27429 (permalink)
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Jokes on you I don't have windows
Yeah, the joke is on me.
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Old 12-17-2014, 12:20 AM   #27430 (permalink)
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