Fixed.

No.

He found it himself, BatTurd.

And you didn't stop him?

nah, man.

I'm all about the cuteness of the only man I find suitable to fuck the everloving hell out of

Well thank you, but what does that have to do with Ki?

Pretty sure I'm so ugly you'd kill yourself if you slept with me. I'm just slightly better than a fap.
With a bag over my head.

Your bag or my bag?

a kind, ugly woman provides her own, man.

I'm a good lay if you don't have to look at my face (apparently)

That's what doggy style is for. That, and gimp masks.