GuD

Dude,

that pic looks like a stillshot from a vaguely homoerotic punkflick. Like, The Living End or something.

Wherever you are looks like a sweet spot to come out to at night with cheap beers, a gallon or two of hard liquor, veggie dogs, marijuana, good friends, an acoustic guitar, and a tambourine or something.

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The Batlord

Fixed.

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GuD

dude,

okay burgers can be decent.

But hot dogs? like, 90% of them are basically heavily processed and salted scrap meats that no one wants to eat for good reason. I mean, enjoy your salted pig butthole but I'll pass. Veggie dogs taste pretty much the same after a few brews.



Burgers....


Don't even get me started on how easy it is to make a ****in QUALITY veggie burger.

Beans, coiled zuchini, potatoes... the possibilities are endless and don't involve horrid treatment of sentient beings.

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GuD

Also I meant that comment toward Mondo in the most positive way.

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Mondo Bungle

Will you make me a kickass veggie burger
I've only had one before and it tasted like dirt

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If I need to be drunk to eat it, then it's ass to begin with.


If you need to try that hard to make something that tastes like a round piece of nothing taste anywhere near as good as a real burger then you're just fooling yourself. I imagine any spices or whatever that you use to pretty up a veggie burger could be used to make a real one taste all that much better. There's a reason people try to make vegetables taste like meat, but don't try to make meat taste like vegetables. Because vegetarians secretly know they're settling for second best and want to pretend otherwise.

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GuD

As are hotdogs. Literally. And figuratively.


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Spiral up some zuchini or squash or whatever, blend up some beans and avocado, season. Eggs to help keep it together. Ground quinoa in olive oil if you're vegan.

Yeah, it's sooooooooooooooo hard. pffft.

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GuD

One of these days, man. One of these days.

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DwnWthVwls

@Mondo - Cool pic. That does look like a fantastic place to party.

Veggie burgers taste delicious but I've never tasted a vegetarian substitute that is a suitable replacement for the real thing(as far as taste is concerned).

Hot dogs taste good. I'm still doing the whole ovo-vegetarian thing for like 2 months now but prior to that I enjoyed liver, chicken hearts, fish eyes (fried red snapper anyone?), tripe, and cow tongue. I don't think it really matters what part of the animal it's from if it tastes good.

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And? Why would I care where the delicious pigeon meat came from so long as mustard and chili make it a gut bomb worthy of a king. And all of your hot dog hate becomes as nothing in the face of sausage.

Ew. Squash. There is no substitute for flesh.

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