Ladyislingering wouldn't understand. She likes girly men with pretty hands, not manly men who fight bears and are boss at Nintendo.

Show me a man here that has fought a bear and I'll show you a liar.

Show me a man here...

http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/...toy-photo2.jpg

New glasses, longer hair, no scruffy beard. A face to the madness. Had to use some effects to get rid of the screen glare so it's a little goofy.

I didn't know Skrillex let the sides of his hair grow back.

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goddamn you batlord.

I've had my hair like this since like 6th grade, who the **** is Skrillex?

Have you ever used a straightening iron on your hair, WD? Just imagine the extra length hiding in there. Fab glasses, killer hair.

I have but it's too much work. Looks better curly anyways, it's pretty funny looking when straight.

I know that pain, man. It takes me at least half an hour to iron my hair, so I just don't anymore. It's not worth it. Is it true that curly-haired people wish their hair was straighter, as people with straighter hair wish their hair was curly?