Damn, must be the boobs. Thanks!

You sell yourself short. Its the demonic half-smirk and the eyes that say "You're already dead."

Edit: to be clear, the boobs don't hurt.

I never noticed that, but you're totally right about the eyes. If it were anyone else I wouldn't tell she looked kind of scary, but I imagine she would appreciate that even more than telling her she looks pretty.

I guess we'll see. You'd be surprised how many people around here don't like the truth.

She keeps bones in her bedroom.

Welcome lady. Love your pose.

Well... thanks dudes! And yeah, I'm a scary bitch. Maybe that's why I don't get complimented in person often. I must resort to the simultaneous kind and harsh nature of internet for my validation.

I actually laughed at this. And then I realized it didn't say "prose" and now I'm disappointed. So much potential...

I was an allpoetry.com member for years and have sold my writing to local bands as lyrics. Also briefly worked as an unpaid remote intern at Fangoria, and been published in Inklusive magazine and the Macomb Daily.

Don't laugh, dude. I'm not much for impressing people on forums but I know my way round some prose. Just too much work for such a small stipend.

I don't...think we're on the same page here. You said

and I thought he was commenting you on your writing ability. I don't know if that should be considered questioning your talents.