I'm an average introverted British dude! And yet there is still hope in the wonderful mystical country of America!

The accent is all you need.

I met this Californian girl in Amsterdam once and I was talking to her and she suddenly burst into tears, so I asked her what was up & she mumbled something about how she always dreamed that an English guy would hit on her and that she was finding it too overwhelming.

Which kind of begs the question why she went to Amsterdam & not London.

She probably would had some kind of seizure, with the number of English guys about.

I think the amount of booze she was knocking back might have had something to do with it

Made out with an English guy in Italy once ...Then he pushed me through the streets of Florence in a shopping cart. .Hott!!

I just assume Southern Europe is one big indie music video.

I met this California girl in Philly once and I was talking to her and she suddenly burst into tears, so I asked what was up & she mumbled something about how she always dreamed that a Pittsburgh guy would hit on her and that she was finding my skimask too overwheling.

Are you sure it wasn't your body odor ?

Or the fact you were naked from the waist down?