I can just imagine some bride telling her friends "I fainted on my wedding day..." and they're all like "that's so sweet" and she's like "I don't want to talk about it...."

Your hair looks lovely. Not too short at all.

That might be the worst picture on here. Could be anyone or even a puppet.

It looks like you're on Dateline or something, where they interview potential witnesses to crimes who don't want to reveal their identity. So they get their face blacked out and their voice is altered.

Your picture's bad and you should feel bad.

http://i.imgur.com/EpqZcFq.jpg

Mark and Jez for Herm and Steph.

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