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#23602 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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*insert douchebag joke about hookers and sailors*
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#23604 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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*stalls while looking up hooker/sailor jokes on Google*
Edit: The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said, "He was a big muscular and handsome sailor". "What did he want to do?" They all asked. She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have?" The sailor said that he only had $25. The new hooker said, "For $25 all I can do is service you by hand." He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand." "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge, then what did you do?" "I loaned him $75!" she said.
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros
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#23607 (permalink) | |
A.B.N.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
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yeah street walkers be charging that low but they are mad risky. I don't even know how or why guys even use them.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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#23609 (permalink) | |
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Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies
Posts: 1,463
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tradin crack money for tugjobs lol |
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#23610 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: USA
Posts: 5,360
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Can you get an std from receiving a blowjob?
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