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Old 10-22-2013, 11:48 AM   #23601 (permalink)
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Like a shoebox or a "Damn, this chick needs actual square footage for this ****" box?
A pretty big shoebog. Maybe like a boots box

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What? Why do you have a sailor outfit?

It's pretty cute btw.
It's a cardigan, but ty!
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:49 AM   #23602 (permalink)
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What? Why do you have a sailor outfit?

It's pretty cute btw.
*insert douchebag joke about hookers and sailors*
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:52 AM   #23603 (permalink)
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Don't think I know that one, why don't you enlighten us?
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:55 AM   #23604 (permalink)
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*stalls while looking up hooker/sailor jokes on Google*


Edit: The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "He was a big muscular and handsome sailor".
"What did he want to do?" They all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have?"
The sailor said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said, "For $25 all I can do is service you by hand."
He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-22-2013, 12:16 PM   #23605 (permalink)
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could totes use more hooker jokes round here
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Old 10-22-2013, 12:22 PM   #23606 (permalink)
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*stalls while looking up hooker/sailor jokes on Google*


Edit: The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "He was a big muscular and handsome sailor".
"What did he want to do?" They all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have?"
The sailor said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said, "For $25 all I can do is service you by hand."
He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
Dang if girls be charging that little I'm embarrassed for full service workers, I get paid that much for around 10 mins of teamviewer working
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Old 10-22-2013, 12:47 PM   #23607 (permalink)
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Dang if girls be charging that little I'm embarrassed for full service workers, I get paid that much for around 10 mins of teamviewer working
yeah street walkers be charging that low but they are mad risky. I don't even know how or why guys even use them.
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Old 10-22-2013, 12:54 PM   #23608 (permalink)
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Most full service workers I know use the internet

r'hllor bless technology
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Old 10-22-2013, 12:59 PM   #23609 (permalink)
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yeah street walkers be charging that low but they are mad risky. I don't even know how or why guys even use them.
ya said it yourself cause its so cheap. the risk isnt that grea tif youre gettin blown by some whore as opposed to actual sex. i mean personally i would never do anythin with a hooker cause its more of a self respect thing but i see why some guys do it, cause they are desperate and lonely and its easiest to scrape the bottom of the barrel

tradin crack money for tugjobs lol
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Can you get an std from receiving a blowjob?
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