A pretty big shoebog. Maybe like a boots box

It's a cardigan, but ty!

*insert douchebag joke about hookers and sailors*

Don't think I know that one, why don't you enlighten us?

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*stalls while looking up hooker/sailor jokes on Google*


Edit: The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "He was a big muscular and handsome sailor".
"What did he want to do?" They all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have?"
The sailor said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said, "For $25 all I can do is service you by hand."
He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.

:clap:

could totes use more hooker jokes round here

Dang if girls be charging that little I'm embarrassed for full service workers, I get paid that much for around 10 mins of teamviewer working :laughing:

yeah street walkers be charging that low but they are mad risky. I don't even know how or why guys even use them.

Most full service workers I know use the internet

r'hllor bless technology

ya said it yourself cause its so cheap. the risk isnt that grea tif youre gettin blown by some whore as opposed to actual sex. i mean personally i would never do anythin with a hooker cause its more of a self respect thing but i see why some guys do it, cause they are desperate and lonely and its easiest to scrape the bottom of the barrel

tradin crack money for tugjobs lol

Can you get an std from receiving a blowjob?