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Old 10-21-2013, 10:40 AM   #23581 (permalink)
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Guess my experience of jewish girls is different then
Grow a penis and then come back to me.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-21-2013, 10:41 AM   #23582 (permalink)
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I have several penises, buddy
they just happen to not be attached to my body

you mad?
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Old 10-21-2013, 10:43 AM   #23583 (permalink)
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I have several penises, buddy
they just happen to not be attached to my body

you mad?
Nah. Unless you Lorena Bobbitt me then it's all good.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-21-2013, 10:47 AM   #23584 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2013, 11:04 AM   #23585 (permalink)
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I accidentally posted one in here once

hence the tag "fernando in yr dresser"

Rickenbacker was such a dick
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:19 AM   #23586 (permalink)
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I accidentally posted one in here once

hence the tag "fernando in yr dresser"

Rickenbacker was such a dick
Is Fernando in your dresser innuendo?
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:28 AM   #23587 (permalink)
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Nope, it was in my dresser and it was named Fernando and he knew that
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:29 AM   #23588 (permalink)
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Is Fernando in your dresser innuendo?
I'm guessing it has to do with Fernando ending in "-do" and the implication of it being in your dresser.

Edit: Nevermind. Just saw Sansa's post. I think mine is funnier though.
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No I literally named it Fernando, cause it's Julian Casablancas' middle name

I name all my sex toys idk
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Old 10-22-2013, 11:30 AM   #23590 (permalink)
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No I literally named it Fernando, cause it's Julian Casablancas' middle name

I name all my sex toys idk
I you get one of those giant black dildos you should name it Darth Vader.
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