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Old 08-18-2013, 08:37 PM   #23181 (permalink)
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this British trip is turning into a horror story
ALL British trips end in Horror. You get locked in a wicker cage and burn to death or end up killing your wife and child through mass hysteria ( that's 2 movie endings given away).
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Old 08-18-2013, 08:47 PM   #23182 (permalink)
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ALL British trips end in Horror. You get locked in a wicker cage and burn to death or end up killing your wife and child through mass hysteria ( that's 2 movie endings given away).


Or you take a trip to a military outpost near Manchester, only to be nearly forced into a life of sexual slavery.
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Old 08-18-2013, 08:49 PM   #23183 (permalink)
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Or you take a trip to a military outpost near Manchester, only to be nearly forced into a life of sexual slavery.
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Old 08-18-2013, 08:52 PM   #23184 (permalink)
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Or you take a trip to a military outpost near Manchester, only to be nearly forced into a life of sexual slavery.
Or find out that the devil isn't real and your birthmark was always there in the first place (another movie reveal).
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Old 08-18-2013, 09:05 PM   #23185 (permalink)
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Or find out that the devil isn't real and your birthmark was always there in the first place (another movie reveal).
That sounds really familiar but I can't quite place it.
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Old 08-18-2013, 09:33 PM   #23186 (permalink)
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i think i'll go for my friend dying brutally and me going to the hospital....only to find out that once a month i'm gonna have a real bad night

also Jackhammer....i would never be burned in a wicker cage cause i would have fucked Willow in a heart beat
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Old 08-18-2013, 09:39 PM   #23187 (permalink)
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i think i'll go for my friend dying brutally and me going to the hospital....only to find out that once a month i'm gonna have a real bad night
Not to mention the fact that the friend won't leave you alone.
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Old 08-18-2013, 09:40 PM   #23188 (permalink)
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that's the best part man....moral support with only half a head
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Old 08-18-2013, 10:55 PM   #23189 (permalink)
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