Mocketh not the chode. Lest the chode smiteth thy mother.

Did someone mention a Ferry?

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...ryan_ferry.jpg

Big talk, big talk.

sleepover! ok that came out bigger than I expected lol

http://i.imgur.com/WU2diWo.jpg

they're giving guns to kids at a frighteningly young age in the US.

you don't know the half of it

5-year-old Kentucky boy fatally shoots 2-year-old sister - CNN.com

Ban children.

Here's a few pictures of me in Nicaragua. No clue why a few of them are so small, but I'm far too lazy to do anything about it, so... too bad for you! Also, I will not explain any of these. I'll let you come to your own conclusions. :D

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...78844899_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...56887189_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...62231760_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...94957339_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...70038425_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...75755200_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...05625038_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...96635269_n.jpg

Haha! I remember reading that in 9th grade, and being totally grossed out by it until I learned that it was just satire.