I'll show you mine if you show me yours first.

It all fell out thanks to some ****ty hair dye. :(

I shat bricks. Largely because I have problems ****ting in public, so I didn't actually drop a loaf until Sunday and I'd been there since Wednesday. Saying that, the festival was ****ing awesome and I've even managed to pick up sunburn (quite impressive seeing as I'm usually not in the slightest a daywalker ...). The highlights were walking to go see M. Ward, hearing noise from the BBC Introducing tent and popping in to find King Charles playing one of the best gigs of the festival (which is saying something seeing as there was so much good). And he had an absolutely beautiful bassist, who looked mildly bemused at his prancing antics, and an absolutely beautiful backing singer/tambourine player who looked divinely demure any time she wasn't in her own world dancing away. If there hadn't been a barrier between myself and those two girls, along with the presence of security guards, I may well be imprisoned or under restraining order they were that stunning. And I'm quite an understated person.

I'll get pictures uploaded to facebook and make them visible to all then post a link to here, probably sometime tomorrow. I have a LOT of pictures trying to get the moon in focus at the same time as the stage in a grim determination to change the laws of physics and the way they relate to my sub-par (for such a task) digital camera. Did get some nice ones during the blur gig.

crash_override - I think she was stunning before she went for the soft focus and played with the contrast. Maybe not necessarily while she was pooping, but you gotta take the bad with the good ...

*writes down for future reference*

That's a deal that has certainly worked out to my benefit in the past, but alas
Wolvie, I'm not even allowed to think about your boobs until you turn 21.

I feel it would be spiteful if you didn't!

I don't have a hair hangup, if that's what you're saying. I simply thought her last hairstyle worked better previously.
Besides, I'm not crushing either.
She poops... And that's totally not lady-like........

:laughing:
I would have just fapped to yours and left you hanging anyway.

Oh why not, have a fap on me!

http://images.heaven666.org/p/1/man-boobs.jpg

I won't be lady-like until AFTER the surgery.

The most disappointing thing about Glasto: seeing young, sprightly, beautiful women coming out of the long drop toilets. A depressing smack of reality every time you need a piss.

Hahaha... you on about emo kids?

Yeah but my old man once told me that if you can picture a woman taking a shit and you still want to fuck her it's true love.

Or coprophilia. But whichever word you'd rather use ...


Not many of those at Glasto. This isn't Download festival. This has women that dye their hair pinks and greens to stand out, rather than reds to fit in, don't wear make up because there's no mirror in the tent and don't want to look like the twat that's slept in yesterdays make up because there are no showers and wear clothes suitable to the weather (i.e. not dressed in all black on a boiling sunny day). It's just depressing every time you see one coming out of the toilet because you remember you live in reality, where people **** to survive.

Truly.
And while you're tearing a broad to pieces you also remember you do that to survive as well. Sexually.. Um... Ok that's ripperish.

Yeah but men are allowed to ****. And fart and burp and such. Them's the rules. If girls do that it destroys the image. Like, you KNOW it happens but up until a certain point in your life you can happily ignore the fact that it does.

Also for the record I found it really refreshing to be able to walk about and see genuinely attractive girls who haven't lathered on make up or spent hours on their hair because there literally isn't the time or space for it. Where the most product on a persons face was a bindi or some day-glow face paint but nothing more intense and the only product in hair was the occasional colour dye.

Just in case you missed me. In Germany over the weekend festival time:
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...o/DSCF0315.jpg

sweet shirt haha

Nice beard! :D Did you have fun? Grass is so green over there. Here in summer, it's yellow.

:D I love this picture and the look on your face. You look like a seventeen year old giddy for his first mosh pit. lol.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28.../meandbass.jpg

Me from a couple of years ago with my then brand new bass.

Yes I'm aware that I'm wearing the strap wrong. I was drunk.



Not really.

Nice pic Lee. You should totally make this your new avatar:

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...clete/jack.gif

:laughing:
:clap:

I rate it four Lees out of five.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...clete/jack.gifhttp://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...clete/jack.gifhttp://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...clete/jack.gifhttp://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...clete/jack.gif

Feckin saved!

You used to be in Grange Hill and I claim my five pounds.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AhO-LE88ib...let+baxter.jpg

^^^

Oh c'mon. At least I shave my head for some sort of dignity. That hairdo is monstrous. Is that Baxter?

Myself and The Cat at the weekend. Commonly known as 2 old men wankered.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...9/DSCF0374.jpg

I have to say, I wish I was there. That looks like a really good time. :beer:

I have a GF grill and it's one of the most wonderous things ever. I feel bad for people who don't cook with a GF grill.

Dude... ?????

Yes?

ElephantSack's username provides me with awesomely huge images in my mind.

I was just thrown off by Alfred's post of four Lees out of five. Kind of "Pop-Art-meets-conceptual" mixed with floating heads.

You look better here.

I don't know if it's because you're face is half covered or because it was a couple of years ago.

xD

^^^^^You

My Ex GF:

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/v...62638014_l.jpg

frackin' genius....I should start rating the movies I see just like that lol

I'm copyrighting my image right now!

YOu will have to delete the 5,ooo copies floating around the forum then :rofl:

I thought it was 5, 273 at the last count. My royalty cheque is wrong this month :(