I'm just nice.
Doesn't mean I haven't knocked some people out in my time. :laughing:

Me and Tyrant should join the same football team.
I also played football. Noseguard and Offensive Tackle.
In Middle school, and in my 9th grade year, I had the most tackles on my teams.

We'd be unstoppable.

To the untrained eye it would appear to be mine, however if one were to look closer one would see a female behind me ;)

girls drink beer in real life?

yeah it's awful.
have you ever had to deal with a drunk girl?
worst. experience. ever.

Some ladies can actually hold their alcohol thank you very much.

yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean they got drunk off beer.

most chicks i know prefer straight vodka or tequila, which is great because they can use my semen as a chaser.

Oooooooooh no you didddddn't........

I see now. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have a nice glass of scotch hidden from the camera.

I hear that alot but it's rarely proven.

Sodomy is always a nice touch.

Actually if I remember correctly (I was extremely stoned at that BBQ) I bought a 12 pack of Grandville Island Lager. Grandville Island is a little peninsula in Vancouver, but one the water can rise enough for it to technically be considered an island... or something along those lines I don't really care. The most important thing is that they have a brewery there that does a really nice lager and pale ale, their heffinwizen and cream ale suck balls though.

I don't even remember the last time I saw a candian beer in the store. Let alone a microbrew. I will probably have to go to canada to try it.

Really? I see Canadian and Labatt Blue at Safeway and Raileys all the time. If you're going after something like Grandville Island though you'll have to stay relatively close to Vancouver. Another great micro brew is Oakanogan 1516.

Yeah, it really blows too because I love northern IPA's like Alaskan. But it's like here you have to go to a liqour warehouse just to get Molson. Not much of market down here for canadian beer.

Aaaannnnddd sig'd.

I think its time for another heartfelt campaign for boob shots......Ladies!

This sentence is nodding in agreement.

You're buff. :eek:
Lucky! I work out like a maniac and I still look scrawny. The gf has a really pretty smile.

You should remain scrawny.
I dunno about the other guys here, but there is absolutely nothers sexy about a buff woman. Toned is fine, but those competition women who probably have nipple hair are out of this world disgusting.

Just sayin'.
:D

Seconded.

Plus, Imperial Warcult looks a little like one of my exes, who incidentally was the only girl I still fantasized about while dating, and I'd really hate for her next picture in the gallery to be reminiscent of a woman body builder.
That would be uncomfortable.

Yeah Imperialwarcult is super cute. Please don't become a bodybuilder.

i'll have you know,.....i'm a wonderful drunk
i go to the bathroom on my own, always have a scrunchie so you dont have to hold my hair back, and i'll stand on the bar and sing purple rain,.....i'm dont i'm quite the singer

:laughing: There's a picture of one of those women you're talking about at the gym I go to. The picture is conveniently placed right next to the " 'how to look your best' work out tips" ...uuuuh, about that. :confused:

Oh God, this is the picture that's next to the workout tips.
http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/i...fry_resize.JPG

Proof that bellybutton rings are hawt.

People are always telling me I look like someone. I need to find all these girls and form some kind of alliance.

I think you all are just jealous the amount of potential power associated with being a bodybuilder. When you look like that woman, people don't mess around with you. They're friken scared.

no, i don't mess with them because i'm too busy laughing my ass off

haha! Quickly find something to distract you from the hideous figure.

I have actually never seen one of those girls in real life but I guess I would probably laugh too. My best defense is that I am a really fast runner. If I'm not cute enough to get away with being really mean/rude/big a-hole then I go for plan B and run towards the nearest exit. :cool:

The cuteness plan, in your case, should always work.

Except when you're dealing with jealous women... May as well throw out the big book of reason in that scenario and run for your fucking life.

Funnily enough, I prefer warm whiskey and tequila, which is great because you probably won't be able to keep up or keep it up.

Baaahahahaha.

I totally just mental-fived you.

Word.
That made me laugh like a silly little bitch.

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Before the SGM show a couple months ago. That loser next to me declined a FREE ticket.

For some odd reason, I get that a lot. I always seem to look like someone's ex-girlfriend. I had no idea there were so many copies of me in this world. Kinda scary.

And then they ask if you're related to that person. I've never done one of those family ancestry thing but I wouldn't be surprised to know that has something to do with it. I was born and raised in South America so it is pretty weird to have people tell me that some people here in the US look like me.

More photos and less chat biatches.

For anyone wondering where i've been, i made a friend..

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s...g?t=1244670715

That is the coolest picture of a primate I have ever seen.

Which one?

:laughing: That face. Specifically what primate is it?

It is called a Luke. A species known as 'Student'. Usually associated with cheap bars, pot noodles and a terrible intolerance for alcohol. Luckily this particular specimen bucks the trend :D