Nothing yet. I'm saving them for really serious, hurtful actions, like disagreeing with me over the quality of a band/artist I like. That's when **** gets real.

Well, we are two very different people, then.

What are you eating?

Tapas. Had some fried cod and king prawns, with garlic bread.

Looks like he's eating nothing.

I would like to hang out with Goofle. No doubt.

I am awesome.

Clancy you have such a trusting face :).

You gent!
We've definitely seen each other. I know it, perhaps at a football match somewhere or in the Arndale.

It may not come as a surprise that most of my friends are female.

I am sure we have to be honest. But you are very familiar to quite a few people I know so maybe I am getting confused.