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~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-30-2012, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cru Hoor

Nothing worse than walking around your room completely naked covered in cocaine with naked women partying all around you and a disco ball masking taped to the wall and halves of potatoes with slut written on them glued to your nipples and the plug sockets.... and then you realise there are people outside looking at you through the window.

Nope, walking around barefoot in your room where you step on a lego piece is even worse IMO

FETCHER. · 05-30-2012, 01:22 PM

Or a plug, plugs are whores.

PoorOldPo · 05-30-2012, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

Nope, walking around barefoot in your room where you step on a lego piece is even worse IMO

Thats pretty bad too, happened to me once. Theres a scar there now.

Forgot to mention another thing in that hypathetical situation,

....and a party hat covering your *AHEM*!

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Or a plug, plugs are whores.

Yes plugs are definitely whores. They CHARGE so much.

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Also embarrassing is to be caught mooching around in your slippers, playing "air guitar" for the benefit of your cat.

No man! That is something to take pride in! Every man worth his salt does this behind closed doors!

GuitarBizarre · 05-30-2012, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Cru Hoor

Yes plugs are definitely whores. They CHARGE so much.

PoorOldPo · 05-30-2012, 04:54 PM

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-30-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cru Hoor

Thats pretty bad too, happened to me once. Theres a scar there now.

Forgot to mention another thing in that hypathetical situation,

....and a party hat covering your *AHEM*!

Yes plugs are definitely whores. They CHARGE so much.

No man! That is something to take pride in! Every man worth his salt does this behind closed doors!

Even worse is stepping on a piercing needle

PoorOldPo · 05-30-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

Even worse is stepping on a piercing needle

Oh jesus that sounds fekkin awful! This is a gruesome story actually but I'll tell ye anyway.

Me da and uncle were sitting on this massive pile of bails at my grandparents farm when they were teenagers, and they decided to jump off them from that height. Anyway, long story short, my dad landed well, my uncle landed on a nail and impaled his foot right through. ^^ Apparently there was a lot of blood.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-30-2012, 07:21 PM

jesus ****ing christ I actually shuddered! YUCK

I have a story that's not as bad but, I was sewing and I took a break and put the needle in my skirt and forgot about it somehow, until I somehow got it stuck in the side of my food. The ****ing needle broke off, so there was only thread coming out of my foot so it was really wtf. I had to go to the ER and all the nurses had to come look at my ****ed up foot. We didnt know until I had to get my foot cut open that it was a broken needle. UGH

PoorOldPo · 05-30-2012, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

jesus ****ing christ I actually shuddered! YUCK

I have a story that's not as bad but, I was sewing and I took a break and put the needle in my skirt and forgot about it somehow, until I somehow got it stuck in the side of my food. The ****ing needle broke off, so there was only thread coming out of my foot so it was really wtf. I had to go to the ER and all the nurses had to come look at my ****ed up foot. We didnt know until I had to get my foot cut open that it was a broken needle. UGH

Haha! Food??? You ate it??? Og Foot! Jesus! You had to go to surgery?!?! Holy feck!I am quite squemish and that made me shudder too. I remember dancing with my sister at my aunts wedding a few years back and there was a needle in the sleeve of my shirt for some reason ( I forget exactly why ) But anyway, I was doing some crazy moves with my sister ( that I had learned from being in this Grease musical ) and turned her upside down in the air and I felt a really strange feeling in my arm. I didn't know what it was until I sat back down and saw a small red dot in the middle of my shoulder/ bisep. The needle went straight in and it took me a while to get it out. It was such a weird feeling pulling something out of me that was so deep. UGH!

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-30-2012, 08:00 PM

FOOT lmao! oop

You were in a Grease musical??? hahaha. Who were you???

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~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	jesus **ing christ I actually shuddered! YUCK I have a story that's not as bad but, I was sewing and I took a break and put the needle in my skirt and forgot about it somehow, until I somehow got it stuck in the side of my food. The ing needle broke off, so there was only thread coming out of my foot so it was really wtf. I had to go to the ER and all the nurses had to come look at my **ed up foot. We didnt know until I had to get my foot cut open that it was a broken needle. UGH

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