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Or a plug, plugs are whores.
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Forgot to mention another thing in that hypathetical situation, ....and a party hat covering your *AHEM*! Quote:
Yes plugs are definitely whores. They CHARGE so much. Quote:
No man! That is something to take pride in! Every man worth his salt does this behind closed doors! |
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Me da and uncle were sitting on this massive pile of bails at my grandparents farm when they were teenagers, and they decided to jump off them from that height. Anyway, long story short, my dad landed well, my uncle landed on a nail and impaled his foot right through. ^^ Apparently there was a lot of blood. |
jesus ****ing christ I actually shuddered! YUCK
I have a story that's not as bad but, I was sewing and I took a break and put the needle in my skirt and forgot about it somehow, until I somehow got it stuck in the side of my food. The ****ing needle broke off, so there was only thread coming out of my foot so it was really wtf. I had to go to the ER and all the nurses had to come look at my ****ed up foot. We didnt know until I had to get my foot cut open that it was a broken needle. UGH |
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FOOT lmao! oop
You were in a Grease musical??? hahaha. Who were you??? |
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