This really tempts me to post the ugliest ****ing pictures of myself that I can find just to get chiggers off of my dick.

This is fantastic.

Tumor your avatar is questionable. I see side boob.

oh my gaaaaaaaawd she looks goooooood. oh my gaaawd you know you wish you coooooould
EDIT: Thats because its a mermaid getting some.
http://i53.tinypic.com/slk9bt.jpg
Git some git some.
EDIT 2: One time I was about 11 and I was watching The Little Mermaid and my mom said, "Men love mermaids."
and I said "Why mommy?"
and she said "Blowjobs."

that should do the trick :D

If it's a painting, it's ok... even if it involves a man humping a goat. Ever watch PBS?

I imagine hell to be filled with the kind of people who take photo's of me while I'm sleeping. Especially when they use my phone, don't tell me about it, and rather wait the week it takes me to find it.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i8...g?t=1304195781

at least you don't sleep with your mouth open :)

There are other, older pictures and video's that suggest otherwise. :p:

You look so peaceful mojo :)