I have another pic of her.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...eddingpic8.jpg

These are not the best pictures of her, you have to see her in person to appreciate how beautiful she really is. She has a pretty singing voice too.

Too bad she's engaged. And to a marine no less, I can't compete with that. :(

tap that ass

Eh, well... next up.

Dude, Marine's are usually insecure pricks. Believe me I work with them all ****ing day. Believe me your knowledge of music and sincere personality is something a jarhead could only dream of having. I guess what i'm saying is... Get the ****ing girl dude, happily ever after.

just watch for the marine.

http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/image...rineMovie2.jpg

yeah you can. Marine's suck major ****. They're psycho and controlling.

As much as I desire this woman before anyone else, I'm not the kind of person who would hit on a married woman, but especially if she's married to a guy that could go all Stallone on my ass. I don't have any picture of the guy, but trust me he doesn't look like someone you'd want to f*ck with.

Oh well, if it doesn't work out, maybe I'll have a chance.

I bet John Cena cries at movies.

LOL.
Yea he probably cried when Macaulay Culkin died from bee stings in My Girl.

And thus I present the marine paradox :yeah:

God boo boo. Don't ever run for office, thats a terrible attitude.

Pull yourself up by your boot straps son. Try this...

1. In sales we discuss finding the buyers pain. See what she wants. And god help you if shes one of those girls who tries to fix guys, then you're screwed.

2. Bad Jokes. They're a slam dunk. Ignore the hype. Nerds win, just don't be socially akward.

3. Never give her compliments directly. Thats pandering. Always casually mention them to her friends as if they're no big deal.

One seems like begging, the other seems like an honest commentary that didn't have a hidden agenda. Like ****ing her brains out. Which I assume you want to do. I know the rest of the guys here considered it.

FAIL. HOLY GOD FAIL.

You're never gunna win **** with that attitude my friend. Its time to get ****y. No one has the time to care after sad sacks.

And where did this moral bull**** come from? You sound like my father. Being a good guy doesn't win you a damn thing. No one gives you a medal at 40 for being an hoenst ****.

This marine guy, he isn't a friend of yours. Its time to play hardball, get in there.

^^ That is so fucking patronizing.

How about a reality check? She's engaged to a marine, what are the chances she's EVER gonna fall for a bespectacled prog nerd/whimp? I say you should move on.... :\

Why does everyone think marine's are untouchable? They are human you know, they have faults... lots of them. Believe me, I live in a military city, chicks here HATE marines. It's stupid to say just because shes married to a marine means boo has no chance. Maybe she constantly regrets not marrying a guy who was more intelligent or genuine. The only way to know is to tell her how you feel. If that doesn't work, then move on.

I have already been doing all 3, though I don't get to see her as often as I wish, I still want to learn more about her.

You're a real charmer aren't you?

I'm not an abrasive person, so pretending to be abrasive because chicks like it is probably a really bad idea.

I don't want to pretend to be something I'm not, women figure that kinda stuff out and it's one thing I know they don't like.

I want to try and be real good friends with her first. And if Sargent Buzzcut ever gets out of the picture.....

This will inevitably end in embarassing failure, but at least I'll try.

Thank you for your honesty but, goddamn, what a kick to the balls. :(

And I'd also like to note that sort of qualifies as patronizing too. Some chicks like nerds do they not?

well he's a trained killer, so chances are he's thick as pigshit, and if he tries to kick your ass for stealing his girl you can just use your superior intelligence to induce a shellshock flashback and leave him weeping in the corner at the memory of the civilian who's head he caved in with the butt of his rifle

soldiers being government bitch-drones aside, you'll never know unless you try, but it's going to be rather difficult to cultivate a relationship with a married woman. Condolences mate!

What? Trying to entice a woman who is married to a government funded killing machine?

Eh... It's not the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.

Yeah sure, in movies. Besides, it seems like this one already has a type, and it ain't you. :\

If she married a Marine to begin with, I'm pretty sure she did it on purpose. Everyone knows the story with Marines.

Boo doesn't think he has a chance because she chose the type of guy that's completely opposite of him.
At least, that's what I take from it.

Everytime I try to get to know a girl shes either engaged to be married or underage. :(

You watch too many movies, John. I say this with love.

Married and under age are no-go's, but she's only engaged...still hope yet.

Perhaps I should try enticing her with the exotic moog solos of ELP?

Ok perhaps not.

meh, my conscience is clean, i haven't shot anyone for profit. oh sorry i meant freedom

Gentle Giant gets them EVERY time

Ohsnap!

I've been digging through the old family album and come up with one, or two.
We had a picture gallery for posting pics of our younger years, but I can't find it...

ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh don't listen to marjin, he doesn't actually believe that, he just wants to score points against me. He's a prick like that.

Dude, you wanna know the truth. I used to be a quiet, shy, soft spoken kid. I didn't kiss a girl till I was 18.

I don't know how old you are but it doesn't matter. I know what its like to be self-conscious and want to say a million things but you can't because of the fear of embarassment.

Your line about me being a "real charmer." Thats exactly what I was talking about when I said being a nice guy doesn't get you ****. Waiting your turn, walking on egg shells. Its all the same.Whether you listen to some lunatic from up north on the internet or not doesn't matter. You're going to come to the point where you realize this the hard way.

Do you offend people? Are you crass? Could you phrase things differently? Maybe. Does it matter if someones offended? Probably not. They either hold a grudge or they get over it. The only things you're gunna regret in life are the things you don't do...

But don't listen to me, take it from none other than Mr. Al Pachino....

He's a marine not a member of blackwater. :laughing:

I don't know if the guy has seen any action in Iraq or not.


Ah yes, that's my plan, a candle light dinner, champagne and Octopus playing on vinyl. What every girl wants.

It's MARIJAN, asshole. And I'm sure your success with women had nothing to do with the fact that you look like an American Apparel model...It's all about the attitude...:rolleyes:

So you're making the assumption here that women only care about appearance.

oh ma gee, god is definitly a yankee.

A PC-death match, to the end! Lets see you elitist, lefty clowns backpedal out of this one.

As much as men do, at least.

Lol wut?

I know, I know. Big3 don't make no sense.

What I meant was, gods a yankee because it appears he's on my side because as much as uh...marjin tries to assault me for being insensitive he keeps coming up short.

But back on topic. No one commented on me before, so heres some shameless self-promotion from an egotistical charmer.

Boo Boo, did you watch that video?

Yes, I need to see that movie.

You are a debonaire looking chap Big3.

The baldwin sales meeting is just as epic. i've only seen the two monolouges but I love them both.

Me as a book.

http://www.photofunia.com/output/4/r...1iL845O7yA.jpg

why thank you, sir.

all I want is acknowledgment :(

I know. That's what I was trying to give you there.