It would make me not want to get him angry.
Trolls beware.

I swear to God that the night the photo in the suit was taken, I was mistaken for a bouncer. It's taken in the pub toilets.

It happens all the time, when I'm standing just outside to smoke.

Thanks. :)

hehe well there are other photos of me here, one in the official gallery. But they were really old.

Its the shaved head, and generally intimidating frame. Most doormen are either skinny runts who enjoy having power of being able to turn you away ("no trainers"... when going into a Yates' wine lodge?.. on a fancy dress night?.. behave), or blokes who look like they can really handle themselves. You fit in the second category. I'd not like to spill your drink, lets put it that way

Hehe, I'd probably end up buying you a drink if you knocked mine over. I actually did once attend an SIA course though, but I never finished it. I could probably work the doors if I wanted to, I just don't want to.

Just so you know, I'm not an attractive woman... there'd be no point in buying me a drink lol.

Last saturday the place I was out drinking in had a bit of trouble in it about 20 minutes after I'd left, the doorman came in to try and break up a scuffle and kick out the troublemakers and one of them got stabbed. So I dont blame you for not wanting to work the doors. Drunk people are annoying lol

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...mzooi/grom.jpg

You're a good man by my standards.
But then I'm a wuss :D.

The guy next to me was looking at the kafuffle going on between the barmaid and such. You're ridiculously right about them being moagered and me being driver. I wish I got paid on a Thursday and not a Friday :(


Also loving the photos Neil, especially the suit one. Looking smart. :)

Mojo! You look a lot different somehow than in the photo I remember of you standing by that sign near some quaint street. Is it your hair? (Or lack thereof? ;))

You *do* look like a bouncer here...a well-dressed bouncer not to be messed with. Funny, how appearances can be so deceiving. Either that, or my stereotypes about bouncers' personalities are all wrong!

Sounds like my Wednesday night minus the stabbing part.
A friend of mine was stabbed outside of the bar I normally go to by a taxi driver because he was short money.

Cheers Kay.

Well, there is a lack of hair. But I had a hat covering it in that photo anyway. :p:

Nah, 8 out of 10 bouncers are dicks I would say. If a bouncer is doing his job properly then he's there to be responsible for everyone inside and to keep the place safe. If he doesn't do his job properly then he's a power-drunk dickhead with a God complex. Unfortunately I meet the latter more often than the former!