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Old 01-26-2011, 08:37 PM   #15861 (permalink)
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Google translate translates 'boogers' with 'boogers'.
Now what am I supposed to do? .

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Mucus or snot, usually dried nasal mucus (U.S. colloquial)
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Old 01-26-2011, 09:08 PM   #15862 (permalink)
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He's only 5ish weeks old so far Rezz, much as I love him I'm hopeless with kids. This photo was taken before he arched his back and started crying.
Babies do that, K. It has nothing to do with you. Half the time I had no clue what caused my baby to cry. You just try different things (food, burping, diaper change, floor time, close hugging, rocking, walking, lights off, stillness), and when nothing works you just sit there with a howling baby. After months of this, you kind of get used to it...and waking up every 2 hours round the clock.

I remember my mother-in-law once thought she knew what to do to soothe my crying baby, which was to give him a pacifier (she was always trying to undermine breastfeeding and felt I should give him pacifiers and bottles). Since I couldn't figure out what was upsetting the baby, I gave him to her to try her "magic." She attempted to use the pacifier for several minutes. My baby continued to howl. Defeated, she handed him back to me.

That was a glorious moment.
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Old 01-26-2011, 09:25 PM   #15863 (permalink)
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Babies do that, K. It has nothing to do with you. Half the time I had no clue what caused my baby to cry. You just try different things (food, burping, diaper change, floor time, close hugging, rocking, walking, lights off, stillness), and when nothing works you just sit there with a howling baby. After months of this, you kind of get used to it...and waking up every 2 hours round the clock.

I remember my mother-in-law once thought she knew what to do to soothe my crying baby, which was to give him a pacifier (she was always trying to undermine breastfeeding and felt I should give him pacifiers and bottles). Since I couldn't figure out what was upsetting the baby, I gave him to her to try her "magic." She attempted to use the pacifier for several minutes. My baby continued to howl. Defeated, she handed him back to me.

That was a glorious moment.
I'd prefer a tit to a nook any day. Can't say I blame the kid.
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Old 01-26-2011, 09:50 PM   #15864 (permalink)
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He's only 5ish weeks old so far Rezz, much as I love him I'm hopeless with kids. This photo was taken before he arched his back and started crying.
Haha I actually meant the milk looked really old. Although I see the confusion.
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Old 01-26-2011, 09:52 PM   #15865 (permalink)
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Next time I'll make sure to get a picture directly under my nose so you can see if something is in it or not. Deal?
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Old 01-26-2011, 10:18 PM   #15866 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2011, 10:35 PM   #15867 (permalink)
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Babies do that, K. It has nothing to do with you. Half the time I had no clue what caused my baby to cry. You just try different things (food, burping, diaper change, floor time, close hugging, rocking, walking, lights off, stillness), and when nothing works you just sit there with a howling baby. After months of this, you kind of get used to it...and waking up every 2 hours round the clock.

I remember my mother-in-law once thought she knew what to do to soothe my crying baby, which was to give him a pacifier (she was always trying to undermine breastfeeding and felt I should give him pacifiers and bottles). Since I couldn't figure out what was upsetting the baby, I gave him to her to try her "magic." She attempted to use the pacifier for several minutes. My baby continued to howl. Defeated, she handed him back to me.

That was a glorious moment.

that's the main reason babies aren't cute to me. I just picture them crying and having to wake up so many times during the night.
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Old 01-27-2011, 12:11 AM   #15868 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:32 AM   #15870 (permalink)
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