that was a dumb ass joke then.

So it's 1/2 the size of my penis? That's not very impressive.

that proves you have a small one, don't ever make jokes about your penis again

i would kill for a two-dimensional phallus. i'm not digging this whole cylindrical crap.

I f*cking love this forum.

Please leave.

Nah dude, surface area... A mechanical engineer should know of these things ;)

oh GOD this argument is pointless.

stop your bickering.

who the hell do you think you are?
I wasn't trying to offend you, it was harmless and I guess it just goes to show that you must be way too insecure about yourself that you can't take a joke.
I'm sorry if I made fun of your bathroom I'm sure you must spend a lot of time beating it in there.

i guess i don't get your humor, but i really don't care. I think i'm over it now, lol

so sorry if i pissed anyone off

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f5...rn83/004-1.jpg

Feel free to compare my looks to a certain singing crackwhore.

they have Absolut in hugh jackman's pants?! ahhh this will never get old.

nice kettle. Is that a backcomb with hairspray on the ends?
and by singing crackwhore are we talking about Aguilera? she looked like she fell into a vat of fake tan for a while *smh*

i think we may be talking about amy whinehouse. I'm not sure by the hair in that pic though.

lol.

riiiight *slap head*. winehouse rocks a beehive though :D

OK then

Wow , you look just like Johnny Thunders

that's a compliment, because johnny thunders was sex on legs. Who coincidentally wouldn't say no to a bit o' crack!



i saw whiskey galore! the other day. sh*te

lmao
that was hilarious

Hmm, not sure about Mr.Thunders. The messy hair and booze, I can understand. Plus, he probably has a better ass.

i dont think he had an ass, you know these skinny jean types. I just liked his hair really. And everything else :p:
so on point with the tube linkage today

yeah you are.
another good one.

I hear he's looking a bit peaky these days

Having seen neither I couldn't possibly comment.

lucifer_sam has the most impressive ass on musicbanter , he can talk out of his.

pardon me for asking but what the fuck?

Allow me to explain.

He's saying you talk out of your arse. :)

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't turned on.

^ We've got a fan : )

where the pics?!

maybe hidden in your(?) cleavage?

hahaha!

:nono: lol! no thats a bottle of TWang beer salt that i carry around there at all times..=] JK..
:yeah:
BTW i like your pic..your good lookin I love your eyeliner!

cholas were it like that all the time..

I'm not a slutty chola.

I dint say you were ,homegirl..YOu do look kinds slutty in that pic tho!lmao..
post another one.

Haha, wow, can I borrow your cleavage avatar? I just don't feel like my covered up chest and bottle of booze is slutty enough.

oh shut the hell up. You got your tits in your avatar, why are you even talking, lol.

STFu boy^^ i dint call her a SLUT.=/


you dont need my Cleavage smarty pants, YOUR slutty REd FuKme now" nails make up for it!lmao.. Its a nice pic tho, dont get me wrong.
YOur hair looks sexy, I always like messy lookin hair. Looks good on some people.

:bonkhead:

Hey guys, my red nails scream F*CK ME so who wants to go first?

Not me!

lol..dammz..

good luck.

Don't let my Amy Winehouse appearance scare you.

Just f*ck my "slutty nails".

:soapbox:

ok i dint mean to cause a ruccus up in here people..ill post a pic of myself later on tonight so yall can hate on!

Gnite=]

i guess i will give it a try