Hey, don't insult improvisation. When I was his age, I lived in a 2 story house with carpet stairs, and since we never had snow, I nailed straps to a relatively short piece of 2x4 board and "stair-boarded" down the stairs on a regular basis (when the parents weren't around).

wow...

Care to explain, or should I go ahead with assumptions?

I'm a man who loves a good time. I say fire away and lets see where we end up.

Not sure you have the imagination required.

Oh what a douchey comment. Why do you hate fun?

Without derailing the thread any further, let's just say that if you didn't get the point behind the stair-boarding thing, then the rest of the conversation would be a little one-sided. But I'll accept that you had some other motive.

Fine be a stick in the mud. Back on track then...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...carecrowin.jpg

Scarecrow Dance Off!

needs tighter pants

Me?

Why would I want tighter pants for a dance off? The scarecrow isn't even wearing any?