I hope you plan to get even.

I am so sorry

Yah. It happened friday and I've had full working days both today and yesterday so the soonest I've been able to get a hair appointment is tomorrow. so i've been sporting a combover to try and hide it as best as possible, though that's not really very much at all :P

Pete I mostly encouraged her so I can't really hold her too responsible.

I still can't decide if I want to cut my hair short again or keep growing it out.

Oh maaan that sucks so much butt.
What the hell was she using, an orbital sander?

My beard trimmer. Which has a variable height adjustment guard on it .... except for the fact in my drunken rapture I'd taken that off and thrown it to the other side of the room.

Time to buy hats. Lots and lots of hats.

Tbh, it could have been worst dude.

Invest in a set of clippers. I did when I was about 15, and I've been cutting my own hair ever since. I can't even begin to imagine how much money I've saved. You get pretty good at it after a while. Even got the whole "using two mirrors" thing down to an art, though at first it can be tricky.
Honestly though, I've been having the same haircut so long that I barely need mirrors to do it anymore. And I fade, not buzz.

It's worth it in the long run.

HA! No sympathy here! : P