As a fellow shorty I would say good people come in small packages but I don't really think spontaneously deciding to ejaculate into a tiny box is especially the sort of trait I'd expect to see in a good person.[/badpun]

I really hate to poke at lame jokes...but seriously, man...why?

Good things come in lame packages.

You could say; lame things *** in good packages.

Bernard made a bad pun...big deal.

I thought his mother could walk when I met her

Wait. What?

My eyes are constantly drawn to the stilletos. I'm sure with those legs you could unscrew the lightbulb while you were at it ;)

Ha! No idea...is pretty drunk.
Pretend I'm not here.

Give me 4-5 hours and I'll be right there with ya.

:beer: