Gay alligator?

I would probably veer away from alligators in general, gay or not, for obvious reasons.....

We're not talking in general. We're talking $45 million.

I can do your gay alligator for forty five million dollars or I can be a two dolla' ho' and do your gay alligator for two dolla's, or I can do your gay alligator for one dollar and seventy two cents... because I sometimes tend to be a bit of an underachieving ho'

does your gay alligator bite hard? I mean, I can stand a bite, but just not a really hard one.... I tend to have a low threshold for pain....

Whoa, I just said you had to touch it, not "do" it. Now I think you just wanna **** an alligator.


http://rotter.name/User_files/nor/53b551861168952f.jpg

how dare you insinuate such a thing? I thought you wanted me to pull its tooth...

No one said anything about teeth, and you're the one who seems to want to "pull" something.

well, teeth can be pulled, and one can pull a heist, and one can pull the wool over somebody's eyes... but what troubles me, tremendously, is how no one can see, how you and me have basically become nothing more than an online catastrophe.... but not in a bad way.... ok, most terrible poem ever written....

I'll do you one better, you weird lizard petter. Not a thread on this site, ever goes right, nor even the way they're intended. That's the way it is, in the MB biz, for we like the rules to be bended.

I like you, and your site, I want to keep posting here, if that's ok with you and your fellow admins. And, yeah, please don't take this offensively, or think I'm trying to attack you or your board, but I wouldn't mind if you hear my songs.... eventually.... someday.... anyway.... would that be ok with you?