Hello from Turkey

RoxyRollah · 05-20-2015, 03:59 PM

Sartre · 05-20-2015, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Yes, Roxy is my first name Rollah is my last.

Makes it easy for the postal service.

Nice to meet you. Haha that was funny

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Don't worry about it, you already seem to have a leg up on Roxxy's grasp of the English language and it's her first one.

Because you think that way, thank you

Yes Roxy's English is very inapprehensible and bad

Sartre · 05-20-2015, 04:06 PM

You're amusing

Overcast · 05-20-2015, 04:09 PM

Welcome to MB.

Sartre · 05-20-2015, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Overcast

Welcome to MB.

Thank you

The Batlord · 05-20-2015, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sartre

Roxy, it's all greek to me

I understand everyone but nothing you

i wish you listened. seriously you're rude but anyway

it seems like, anglophone people are arrogant a little bit

Anyway don't mind me.

I was going to find a Turkish swear word, so that I could ask you if that was my name, could I go to a Turkish forum without getting made fun of? But then I found an entire list of bizarre Turkish profanity, and now I just want to know if these are actually used by real people in Turkey.

Amcik Hosafi = stewed pussy as a compote (I don't even know what a "compote" is)

Gt Lalesi = ass tulip

Atını siken kovboy = Cowboy who fucks his horse

Ayazda kalmış bekçi yarrağı = guard dick in the frost (what does that even mean?)

Ciğerini Sikeyim = fuck your liver

Dinazor tasagi = Dinasaur's balls

Ebenin ami = Your midwife's pussy

Ecdadini gštten sikeyim = I fuck your ancestry in the ass

Gelmişini geçmişini sikeyim = fuck your past and present life (is that like a Buddhist thing?)

Tassakli krallar siksin ebeni = Kings with balls fuck your midwife (what's with midwives?)

Turk Bozi Tgha = My Turkish Brother (why is this under a list of swears?)

Yarrağımın antifrizi = Antifreeze of my dick

Yarragimin anteni = the antenna of my cock

antenle otuzbir cekmek = masturbating with an antenna (just... what?)

girsin gotune keman yayi = may a violin bow enter your ass

Sartre · 05-20-2015, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I was going to find a Turkish swear word, so that I could ask you if that was my name, could I go to a Turkish forum without getting made fun of? But then I found an entire list of bizarre Turkish profanity, and now I just want to know if these are actually used by real people in Turkey.

First answer, probably they would ridiculed your name. (I may haven't properly made a sentence)

Second answer, Yes, mostly of them are used by Turkish people.

Hahaha, i'm laughing now

But i suppose there are odd swearwords in English language. And probably I don't understand them.

Here... This are called culture

Chula Vista · 05-20-2015, 04:35 PM

Welcome aboard. My wife and son will only eat poultry. Got any killer Turkish recipes for white meat chicken?

Sartre · 05-20-2015, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Welcome aboard. My wife and son will only eat poultry. Got any killer Turkish recipes for white meat chicken?

Thank you.
But I don't understand part of "Got any killer". However i understand thing that you referred. That is sort of funny

Here Turkish chicken recipes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIscDPGLvEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1mnynExXlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0EEnfP9jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OfXRk5c2t8

And other Turkish meal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36McoxvSFdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOYCfPdILmM

Chula Vista · 05-20-2015, 04:53 PM

Got any killer = Do you have any really good.

Do you have anything in just plain text format? I do not have much patience with Youtube video recipes. Can you just tell me the name of the chicken dish and then I'll find a recipe?

05-20-2015, 04:06 PM	#33 (permalink)
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05-20-2015, 04:35 PM	#38 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Welcome aboard. My wife and son will only eat poultry. Got any killer Turkish recipes for white meat chicken? __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-20-2015, 04:53 PM	#40 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Got any killer = Do you have any really good. Do you have anything in just plain text format? I do not have much patience with Youtube video recipes. Can you just tell me the name of the chicken dish and then I'll find a recipe? __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-20-2015, 04:09 PM	#34 (permalink)
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