xLizardx

O.K, this has nothing to do with Turtles, but every post title on this thread is [unsurprisingly, given the topic] some variation of "hello", so, you know, I thought I'd jazz it up a little.

[Much kudos if you comment continuing the song, however. ]

So, yes, greetings, I am in fact new here, I am not in fact a mutated reptile [except for when I wake up first thing in the morning] and I love music, though I guess that that pretty much goes without saying.

If you'll forgive the cliche, I really do listen to pretty much everything, although I tend to prefer stuff with guitars [rock, post-hardcore, metal-core, metal, indie, pop-punk etc]. Still, it's boring to listen to 9,000 songs in a row that sound the same - my idea of a good playlist is one which sounds slightly psychotic, like it's been smushed together by at least 20 different people [who all intensely dislike each other].

I also write my own music, however, having read the forum rules, I'm guessing that posting any wouldn't be looked upon too favourably, so if you're interested, then obviously I'll link you up, if you'd rather just sip tea and perfect your 80s cartoon character costumes, then by all means, do that instead.

Other things I enjoy are writing bad fiction, drawing mediocre drawings, taking unexceptional photographs, and being chronically self-deprecating [I'm British. It's a national hazard.]

I live in a small city, earn money by singing in a covers band, and read and sleep a lot.

Things that are awesome:

Pizza
Ice cream
Huskies
Zombies
Vikings
Sporadic and superfluous verbosity
Sennheiser headphones

Things that are not awesome:

Mashed potatoes
Terrible grammar
Mental arithmetic
Evil, miniature vampires of doom [spiders]
Running out of hard-drive space
My eyesight.

Anyway... it's potentially a pleasure to meet you, random forum person reading this. Hopefully this shall be the start of a beautiful friendship! No... why are you edging away from the computer?! Come back! We haven't even been properly introduced!

Oh. Or you could just run away, muttering about restraining orders instead. That's ok. The dog still loves me.

- Eliza

P.S. What's this adoption malarky you mention in the rules? And does it mean I get extra Christmas presents?