I told you to give them back their Lucky Charms.

Ehehehehehehe...oh wait, I agreed not to say dirty things to newbies. :(

Story lads, I'm also Irish although I'm rarely here so I'll probably just nip into this fight at some deliver a quick kick and be on my way.

There will be blood.




Got there first, kicked you right in the dick. Sorry bro.

Right in the dick, that'd be sore all right. I'd probably be writhing in agony, testicles receding to the pit of my stomach etc. Actually I'd prefer you didn't, I may just have a cheeky joint and watch the aforementioned fight.

Are you really a nosferatu man? Coz thats far out.

A straight shot, right to the baby maker.

There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by because you're probably wanted for murder.

Failte! :)
Now, are ye CATHOLIC (nod, nod) or one o' dem bastard Proddys? (disclaimer: this question is unbiased and has not been slanted in any way. If you say it has, why then you're nothing more than a godless proddy fecker!)

And may I just also add

DRINK!
:beer:

Fight like Irishmen! (ie stumble around in a drunken haze, fall against tables, swing a few ineffectual punches, find out yer grandma knew my grandda, buy each other a drink and start singing "Boolavogue" and "Ole ole ole ole!"