Mega Noob. What`s up guys?
 

Well... unfortunately i`m not so big in these types of self introductions (Not to mention that i`m far from being politically correct). Oh well. Ill be as honest as I can. That`s the next best thing, right? here`s how it goes...

I`m new here (obviously). I`m an amateur musician, in my late twenties (as can be seen in my avatar. I think..). If you want to hear some of my musical project, than the link can be found in my signature. I`m single (what else?). Working (in a horrid job which takes up 99.9% of my time. Don't ask). Also. I`m... not American. But my English is good enough! unless of course you start going all out on a full academic spree - and if that case than i`m afraid that our conversation will become rather one sided (though if you want in return, I could shower you with emotes! ;) ). Granted i`m a bit sarcastic in my nature, but i`m fairly polite and most of the times i`m very nice. Though I do have my mood swings, so... hey don't look at me that way! who doesn't?!

Anyway!
As I said before, i`m not good in these thing. So... pleased to meet you all, and I hope to fine my proper place in this lovely community! :)

Welcome to MB. What kind of music do you play? Who are your favorite artists?

Welcome. I think you'll find plenty of "not Americans" here, though I personally am not not American. :)

Who are some of your favorite artists?

Why hello there. Pleased to meet you. Finally someone answered! :) well, in case you haven't already check out my SoundCloud account (as showed in my signature) to get a better impression, than rest as sure that I try to keep it as heavy as possible (that means I mostly play heavy metal).

Unfortunately I have no favorite artists, or even a favorite genre for that matter. I like everything from Vivaldi, BB king, Elton John, Eminem, Snoop dog, Madonna, Björk, and Slayer. Dont worry, i`m not one of the classic closed minded metalheads, I enjoy music in general. Whatever feels right :-) though as of late ive been listening a lot to Infected Mushroom, Korn, and Solitary Experiments. A bit Prodigy too. And Björk.

Your right. I recon I may also find here quite a few comedians.... oh what is a poor poor immigrant such as myself do at uncle Sam`s neck of the woods? i`m just kidding of course :)

I don't have a favorite artist. I listen to whatever feels right for moment. I wrote a more detailed explanation in the post above.

Hello, Welcome... I'm not American either :shycouch: :rofl:

Greetings and salutations! It is my crepuscular conviviality to greet you with idiosyncratic onomatopoeia and perfidious cynosure. It is most anomolistic to nidificate a sesquipedalian such as yourself!

Welcome to MB.

Oh my. Its like watching a foreign movie, only without subtitles. Great.... :banghead: wait no. You kiss your mamma with that mouth?!

I`m just kidding man... ill pretend I understood everything and say that its a pleasure to meet you, you crazy coot :rofl: cheers! :)

Yes everyone is trying to have fun at my expense lol. Its okay. If one would consider the way the internet goes, I guess I was asking for this :shycouch: I wonder if ill get trolled :dj:

In any case, please to meet you my fellow immigrant :)

Now this I like seeing! :) plain English! yes! its a pleasure to meet you Bam :)

Welcome to the site, VoiceX.

What country are you from?

Welcome to MB!

Pleased to be here, Tore! :)
(my whereabouts, my name, and anything other than what I choose to share is irrelevant. Its... nothing personal, of course. Ive seen you around here a bit. Your a cool dude!).

Some more plain English! thank you very much:) yes!

Yeah, don't worry, it didn't mean anything. I just Googled "big words" and randomly strung words that had no meaning together to form nonsense. And on that note: brownie Floyd parsimonious aggitated meat mouse.

Its all good baby :)

P.S.
Some of them did make sense. A bit. Its been years since ive hand to deal with Latin (you can figure out almost anything in English, if you studied Latin), so thank you for showing me just how rusty I actually am, nowadays lol. In anyway way. Kudos for making the effort and replying like that. It was cool :-)

Brownie, parsimonious, meat and mouse happen to be some of my favourite words ever!

Not together I hope. Cheap mouse meat brownies sound positively awful.