Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
 

Pleased to meet you,

I'm new to this site so I thought I'd introduce myself and say hello to everyone. I'll talk to most of you later no doubt.
Take it easy

hey man, have fun. no one's said anything so just thought i'd welcome you. i was about to say "have fun" and then just realised i said that once. eh.. do have fun :)

we're all beastly, terrifying ogres here. we suck young blood (<ha, very clever). nice to meet you :)

well.. let's just consider online blood letters.. you know? so we'll eat the letters in all your posts, that's how terrifying we are

Welcome.
I'm new as well.

Greetings, outsider, here the planets are aligned and peace exists as a government.

Thank you all for the welcome. you may find I'm only online at weird times 'cause I surf this site while i'm at wrk, oh, and you've scared me that much about you're crazy eating of my posts & sucking my blood (I'll warn you about my blood, I don't know how clean it is) that I may never post again, monster, monster.

who's the scary one now, huh? hehe jk

:) I've got a bit of a sick sense of humour, I actually think it's one of my best qualities, but somtimes friends tend to disagree, oh well.... :)

eh.. friends.. hehe

Lol, you trying to say I've got no friends? :eek: Or sarcastically saying you don't have any? ;)
I know I've got friends, and I don't know you at all, but you sound alright and probably got some of your own hidden somewhere..... far away..... :wave:

haha funny.. NOT!
i was saying "ahh... friends.. who can understand them?" and yeah it was sarcasm but not towards me ;) you'd understand if you had friends hehe

:laughing: Yes, you've seen right through me, if I had friends I would of picked up the people skills to be able to have & understand this conversation, oh woe is me...... :(

oh man.. you got me all depressed now.. cheer up a bit.. you do have friends.. i guess ;)

Don't feel bad, I've got so many friends it takes me both hands to count them, lol......

oh my God! your BOTH hands?? nah, it's not so impressive, it was if it took you your BOTH hands AND your feet...

Alright, I got so many friends, If I get them all together and use their hands and feet to count with......erm.....I'd get a really big number, like triple figures, check me out :cool:

oh wow you're so cool.. can i be your friend? haha

(Got up and strut around the room) Yeah I am, *smack* - s**t, I just woke up from the most amazing dream. I dreamt that I was this guy, who had loads of friends and was really cool........... lol

haha i bet! well let's just pretend you do have many friends... *gives an angry look to all those who think that's retarded*
well at least we got eachother hehe

Amen to that sister

umm.. now is my turn to say hallelujah?

Nah, I've asked the preacher and he said "don't have nothing for you", or me for that matter....oh well

man, i think he might be mad at us.. us, the sinners

Now that

is not cool

do you think i should kill myself? wouldn't wanna live with a big sin like that... what was it again?

I don't know, but I'm sure it was really bad..... but isn't suicide an even worse sin, God gives life and he take's it away, or something like that.....
Besides, that it'd be a waste - of a good razor blade....
Sorry that was an awful joke, I should of left it at that would be a waste, I really am going to hell aren't I

well we're gonna ruin each other's lives-after-death.. cause i'm on my straight way to Hell.. i know it, i feel it.. OH MY GOD, DO YOU THINK I'M IN HELL RIGHT NOW??

Yes I do, hell is an internet with only a musicbanter website, which we have an uncontrolable urge to go on, and waste our after-lives in the process, online 'till the end of time

well ... i dunno what to say... YOU'RE RIGHT!!..
but
i gotta go to another room of Hell (you know it has multiple rooms, the net cafe one, the one where people like us are fried.. you know) the "School" room is waiting for me.. i gotta run.. see ya in Hell :)

Yeah, I'll meet you there (Hell). In fact I'll race you :)