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Strayed · 07-20-2011, 02:33 PM

Hi. I'm new, like a baby. Unlike a baby, however, I can spell moderately well. I've been liberated from another forum that I've been stuck on so I figured I would join one based on something I am actually interested in. Then I tried to register and my username was taken by some guy who made like two posts years ago and vanished, so I had to add the 'ed' and I'm thinking that may become a pretty massive pet peeve of mine after a little while. I could lose it. You could die.

But I can always hunt them down, befriend them, lure them to somewhere dark, murder them, remove their skin, wear it around Buffalo Bill style (including listening to Q Lazzarus), then get comfortable enough being them to pretend to reappear requesting a username change, then use that as my chance to have the 'ed' removed from this account. Time consuming maybe, but it could be worth it and I think I can pull it off.

ANYWHO I am Joe, I am 22, and I like music. Like Valet, Grouper, Bird From the Abyss, Ilyas Ahmed, Have A Nice Life, Sun Ra, Natural Snow Buildings, Extra Life, Velvet Acid Christ, and stuff. I think I just listed those for no real reason other than the fact that my musical tastes will probably be the only relevant facts about me in any interaction I have here.

07-20-2011, 02:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Strayed Groupie Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 18	banterbanterbanter Hi. I'm new, like a baby. Unlike a baby, however, I can spell moderately well. I've been liberated from another forum that I've been stuck on so I figured I would join one based on something I am actually interested in. Then I tried to register and my username was taken by some guy who made like two posts years ago and vanished, so I had to add the 'ed' and I'm thinking that may become a pretty massive pet peeve of mine after a little while. I could lose it. You could die. But I can always hunt them down, befriend them, lure them to somewhere dark, murder them, remove their skin, wear it around Buffalo Bill style (including listening to Q Lazzarus), then get comfortable enough being them to pretend to reappear requesting a username change, then use that as my chance to have the 'ed' removed from this account. Time consuming maybe, but it could be worth it and I think I can pull it off. ANYWHO I am Joe, I am 22, and I like music. Like Valet, Grouper, Bird From the Abyss, Ilyas Ahmed, Have A Nice Life, Sun Ra, Natural Snow Buildings, Extra Life, Velvet Acid Christ, and stuff. I think I just listed those for no real reason other than the fact that my musical tastes will probably be the only relevant facts about me in any interaction I have here.