I'd say 'hey' but I'm not redundant.
 

My name is Riley. And I am not "keen" on introductions but the only post I made on here was for The Strokes. So. This forum is just a little intimidating but that's okay because I have Joy Division for my heavy heart and Dirty Beaches for my soundtrack to On the Road and Fearing and Loathing in Las Vegas. And lately, my dreams have been pretty ****ed up. I even had sleeping paralysis this morning. And I think too much, so I'll be creepily lurking around here mostly. I am seriously in need of more education, musically. I go online and hang out at coffee shops, eavesdropping just so I can learn more artists *and or other people out there.

Okay.

Later.

Welcome to MB! I guarantee that you will discover new music here :)

Welcome! Who are your favorite artists?

Thanks.

Patti Smith, Joy Division, Dirty Beaches, Do Make Say Think, Death from Above 1979, The Strokes, Billie Holiday, Muddy Waters. Just to name a few.

What about The Smiths?

Welcome to the Site!

Much respect but not a favorite...favorite. Thanks!

Dirty Beaches are awesome!

You got it Captain.

Fantastic intro dude! And fantastic taste Patti Smith, Joy Division and The Strokes do it for me, have you checked out Julian Casablancas solo stuff? If you like The Strokes you'll like it!

I appreciate the avatar you have there. Good job.

I have not listening to Julian Casablancas Phrazes for the Young, yet.
I find myself in a situation of pulling my teeth out before listening to solo projects.
I'm working on it.

I got sleep paralysis once. Apparently your mind hallucinates your biggest fear while you can't move. That's why people think they are being abducted by aliens. I hallucinated my ex girlfriend. Kinda tells you something.

Welcome to the site!

Hey I know how exes are.

I didn't have that kind of sleep paralysis. I felt pinned down by a gargantuan weight. And I felt like I was head diving straight into my floor to crawl out of there. When I awoke I was still on my bed but in that position.

At least the sheets weren't wet...right?

You say right like you had hopes that they weren't.

Are you actually asking me to clarify whether or not I would find it humorous if you had wet your bed? I should think the answer would be obvious.

Of course you would.

I was joking.

Milk dud, anyone?