I got sleep paralysis once. Apparently your mind hallucinates your biggest fear while you can't move. That's why people think they are being abducted by aliens. I hallucinated my ex girlfriend. Kinda tells you something.

Welcome to the site!

Hey I know how exes are.

I didn't have that kind of sleep paralysis. I felt pinned down by a gargantuan weight. And I felt like I was head diving straight into my floor to crawl out of there. When I awoke I was still on my bed but in that position.

At least the sheets weren't wet...right?

You say right like you had hopes that they weren't.

Are you actually asking me to clarify whether or not I would find it humorous if you had wet your bed? I should think the answer would be obvious.

Of course you would.

I was joking.

Milk dud, anyone?