What if I was new?
 

I'm not AmyLeeFan anymore, that's old news. I am Ensemble, and I haven't introduced myself yet.
Anything else?

yo ensemble, hit a brutha up son.
holla.

AAAAHHHHH!!!!! I'M GONNA' PISS MY PANTS !!!!! :rofl:

I'm Hookers. Let me introduce MYSELF
Hair: Balding
Eyes: Bloodshot
Height: 3' 9''
Weight: +500

Yes, if you must know, I am Danny Devito. This is what I do when I'm not acting in random midget freak roles.

TAFKAHWM - The Artist Formerly Known As Hookers With Machineguns

I must have missed something, SATCHMO.

I was laughing (uncontrollably) at Dirt's post, as for the direction hookers took it in.....I dont know.

I don't know, too.

I mean hookers post was funny, but not pants-pissing funny.

ugh, my humor isn't even at urine-inducing status. Now I know how Tom Arnold feels...

I'm sorry to ruin the mood of Dirt's joke, but what did he mean?

It just doesn't translate. Uh, Ill try.... he means that based on the description that you provided of your physical appearance he is interested in the notion of the two of you possiblyhaving a private rendezvous to become better acquainted with each other and potentially negotiate the consumation of carnal intimacy.

I'll be blunt, he said he wanted to do you.

urine-inducing status...now thats funny