I'm sorry to ruin the mood of Dirt's joke, but what did he mean?

It just doesn't translate. Uh, Ill try.... he means that based on the description that you provided of your physical appearance he is interested in the notion of the two of you possiblyhaving a private rendezvous to become better acquainted with each other and potentially negotiate the consumation of carnal intimacy.

I'll be blunt, he said he wanted to do you.

urine-inducing status...now thats funny