I'm A Virgin.
 

Need I say more?

Break me in gently...

Hey there.. Way to make yourself sound completely revolved around sex on your introduction post ;)

I really wish Id made one of these now, it sucks that I cant now. Neh mind.. Hey, have fun here anyways!

Just pretend you're new Ill cover for you... Whilst having sexual intercourse... Oh Lordy I'm such a man.... :ar_15s: Oh cool he has guns. Huh huh guns are cool *continues stereotyping his gender for 534 more words*

Aaaanyway what woud your intro have been?

what the hell?

Oh definately something along these lines.. Or not. Actually if I was a guy it probably would have been. I dunno though, theres only a few people that reads these methinks.

If girls stereotype their genre how come its always about make up and boys and crap. I hardly know any girls like that :confused:

Ha and Im rambling... Neh mind, Ill shoosh sooner or later!

Yay I've totally and utterly confused my first person... And it was my saviour and all!!! Tell your daddy-o I said sorry about those two babies...

No offence or anything AITA (Nice name by the by) but if you're a member of this kinda forum you probably don't hang around with a lot of Pretty In Pinks, you know?

Yeah good point.. Most of the people I hang around with are like you actually, really guy guys (if anyone understood that). I dont get on with girls much, they tend to annoy me, just bitching all the time..

I'm a GUY guy...? You have no idea how much of a compliment that is... much better than ***, I think. I suppose anyone whos into anything that isn't Justin Timber-Pond or Blink 182 are gonna be seen like that. So what if i have a bit of a Smiths fetish... Oh Morrisey *drools* You can be my charming man anyday...

I jest, I jest! Cool, Im a guy... My dad would be so proud... If he wasn't in jail... What kinda music are you into???

Ha glad I put a smile on your face! And I like just bits of everything really.. Heh the Justin Timber-pond thing was reeeeally witty :rolleyes: And theres nout wrong with the Smiths, I really dont like Morrisey though...

I would ask what kinda music you were into, but mebbe the name gives that away a bit?

Oh it's quite misleading really... I'm a fan of rabid death metal and hardcore acid....

Taking that to be The Strokes and Interpol that is...
Wheres abouts in Cool Brittania are you from?

Heh, The Strokes and rabid death metal go together really well.

Im from Cornwall, lucky me :D Ive been told that we all live in caves and that we're all inbred before... We're not though, incase you actually believed that. Sure is cool down here.. Or not.

Heh Cornwall is the equivalent of County Meath then... I just moved here before Xmas and Im already married to three of my cousins... And they ain't all the opposite sex... Hey do you mind if I add you to my messenger list I've only got one person and she is one of the aforementioned ditzes... Her name is THE HOT MAD FAIRY for Betsy's sake!!!

HA she sounds fun.. And yeah go ahead, but I must be off now so Ill talk to ya on msn laters.

OK But dont they have shools in Cornwall. I havent had my hot milk yet!!!

Obviously the typo on "scholls" was on purpose. Im well aware how to speel taht wrd.

i'm a virgin. although maybe not next weekend....heehee....

Heh great everyones gonna be posting about their sex plans in here now...

after reading this conversation, my brain resembles a wingless, bald chicken dropped from 21,000 feet.

Well I have to say thank you to everyone for making me feel so damned welcome by using my thread as a panel to discuss their sex life. That's what I'm here for.

Well you were asking for it really... :rolleyes:

This was a strange Introduction post. A random conversation between Indie Bar Kid and AITA. Welcome newayz :)

haha the introduction will end with the "welcome" that the poor Kid wanted in the first place

Poor??? Kid???? Moi? Do you know me.....

Oh my God... Is that you Dad??? You finally came home from the supermarket after all these years... What do you mean there was no supermarket? Jail? Really? *Rambles aimlessly for further 6594 words culminating in the death of several pigeons*

Hey I never made any claims to sanity!

pigeons annoy me... wow that was random...

The Second Pokemon Motion Picture!!!

I am the King Of Randomness... Actually in hindsight that wouldve been an infinitely better user name

i can believe that.. :)

Muffins.

pancakes

You're no good at this game... You have to say something totally irrelevant, whereas both pancakes and muffins are dough-based delicacies.... Tcccchhh You'd swear you've never played before!!!!

eyepatches to you

Eighty-Five!

Sorry Mr (or Mrs.?) Not Emo... I didn't mean to come across so mean there... I just hate it when people get the Random Game wrong... *Grits teeth* *Extends hand of alliance in the battle against pop*

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Ssh now dear, you're scaring them away now...