Meet The Mods

right-track · 05-12-2009, 02:20 PM

Mods on 'Mods Most Likely To'...or, what the mods think of each other!

Janszoon
Mod Most Likely To:
Be Jackhammers long lost brother
Get along with everyone
keep the peace
deny the motherland
Write an acclaimed work of fiction.
win "nicest mod of the month" award. it's like employee of the month - for kind people!
Drop knowledge
unban you, if you ask very nicely.
Post in my threads when nobody else does
Not get into a serious argument
right-track
Mod Most Likely To:
Wind jackhammer up (jovially)
Delete your posts and ban you from the site (for non-spam reasons)
Fookin' ave it!
run a crime syndicate
Purge MB of Liverpudlians
laugh at your problems.
Rule with an iron fist
have been to shows that will make you jealous.
Get beaten up in Liverpool
Agree with Urban

Seltzer
Mod Most Likely To:
be shorter than jackhammer
Never start another thread again
Beat you to spammers
stab an orphan for the lunch money he just stole
be taller than sleepy jack
sleep with your mother
know exactly who you are, where you live, have your telephone number and know your entire internet history. Sherlock Holmes...eat yer heart out!
learn Mandarin.
Become a dotcom millionaire
Lurk behind the shadows

TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
Mod Most Likely To:
Be the most erudite and have the worst spelling
Make inappropriate or cynical jokes many won't get
Be cryptic.
Release an album called Master of Swordfishtrombones
vote for John Kerry twice.
Question your reasoning
be misunderstood and vilified by members with less than half his I.Q.
shop at Store24.
Become the 21st century's answer to James Joyce & have his writings interpreted for generations to come
Badmouth prog

toretorden
Mod Most Likely To:
Be far too organised
Infract yo ass.
know tinkerbell
Discover a new species.
have an intimate understanding of the moderator panel that rivals even it's creator in less than a week.
Moderate from a cave
be gang raped by sex starved polar bears while posting on the boards.
have been a pirate in a former life.
Take over the world from an igloo
Analize a simple argument to death

Urban Hatemonger
Mod Most Likely To:
to say C-U-N-T
Carry a grudge against you
Have a Tardis.
Vote against a band he spent last month praising to high heaven
Be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
somehow managed to have climbed up in the MB hierarchy.
hurt your feelings
breath new life onto the boards during a slump with a stunning thread idea. Always did...always will.
have that rare, lost classic album by that side project of that band you think you heard about once.
Use british slang

jackhammer
Mod Most Likely To:
Chat you up on MSN
Buy his adopted son (PMO) a pint

cost your bands revenue in sales by uploading your album to the web
Prepare a banquet for all the other mods.
call you his mate.
Actually listen to something you recommend
have an ego crisis meltdown and secretly hate 80% of his music collection.
befriend a newbie.
Remind you how much you like that obscure 80s metal band even though you hate to admit it
Use this smiley

Bulldog · 08-01-2009, 02:10 PM

The Ex-Mods

boo boo
Memphis, Tennessee, U.S.A.
Name: Bryan
Occupation: Unemployed
Mod Since: May 08
Top 5: Yes, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Radiohead.
Hobbies: Writing, Gaming, Playing bass and keyboards, organizing world's largest gallery of bald chicks.
Likes: Prog, many other kinds of music, old school video games, anime, surrealism, science fiction/fantasy.
Dislikes: A lot of modern indie's sacred cows, 4chan humor, the far right, the far left.
Favourite Thread (Own) : 100 Things That Piss Me Off About Video Games
Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : The Sexual Experience Thread

Mod Most Likely To:
Get himself in an unnecessary flap
Get into fights with other forum members
Make a concept album
sleep with a cartoon
Argue about Led Zeppelin with everyone at least once.
say "Modest Mouse sucks."
have a robot family
go on a psychotic banning rampage to settle old scores. Many dead!
kick everyone's ass on the Wii.
Cry

Bulldog
Bolton/North Norfolk, England
Name: Al
Occupation: Wannabe
Mod Since: July 2009
Top 5: Elvis Costello, The Fall, Gram Parsons, Steel Pulse, the Future Sound Of London/Amorphous Androgynous
Hobbies: Writing, reading, football, long walks, avoiding confrontations, not taking things seriously
Likes: Wigan AFC, Dave Whelan, Bradshawgate, drinking, smoking, matchday atmospheres, family & friends, my dog, nights out
Dislikes: Steve McClaren, Bolton Wanderers, Rodney Marsh, people who are late, people with no manners, Bryan Adams, Rochdale
Favourite Thread (Own): http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...-costello.html
Favourite Thread (By Another Member): http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...om-albums.html

jackhammer
Cheltenham, England
Name: Lee
Occupation: A bit of this and a bit of that.
Mod Since: Dec 2007
Top 5: Pink Floyd, Archive, John Martyn, Slayer, Underworld
Hobbies: Music, Cinema, U.K History, Alcoholic Beverages and cultivating hair for my bald bonce
Likes: Nature, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Adult websites (purely for statistical purposes) and walking.
Dislikes: Rudeness, Impolite people, Cooked Eggs, Gangsta Rap and Flip Flops
Favourite Thread (Own) : Pink Floyd- Reviewed
Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : You Be Hatin'

lucifer_sam
Pittsburgh / State College, Pennsylvania, U.S.A.
Name: Sam
Occupation: Student / Mechanical engineer
Mod Since: January '10
Top 5: Tom Waits, J.G. Thirlwell, Cop Shoot Cop, The Gun Club, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
Hobbies: Reading, writing/recording, snowboarding, and generally pissing life away waiting for something to happen
Likes: Noise rock, obscure Russian novelists, Stanley Kubrick, getting lost, the Californian high desert, intelligent women, nostalgia
Dislikes: Politics, American comedians, Facebook, stoner culture, tabloid news
Favourite Thread (Own) : Top Ten Most Annoying Music Fans
Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : Bulldog's 100

right-track
Manchester, England
Name: David
Occupation: Plastics Engineering
Mod Since: March 2006
Top 5: Rare 60's soul, Joy Division, The Clash, Talking Heads, The Kinks.
Hobbies: Collecting rare 60's soul, mountain biking, scouse baiting.
Likes: United, British Speedway, scouse baiting.
Dislikes: Scousers, ignorant people, wealthy people with no manners, wasted talent.
Favourite Thread (Own) : http://www.musicbanter.com/soul-funk...ul-cellar.html
Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...ommentary.html < this thread saved MusicBanter...the original and still the best.

Seltzer
Auckland, New Zealand
Name: Nathan
Occupation: Student (software engineering)
Mod Since: Jan 2008
Top 5: King Crimson, ISIS, The Smiths, Windir, XTC
Hobbies: Music, playing bass, computer programming, languages, reading, maths, British sitcoms, cricket
Likes: Indian food, Coca Cola, beer, long convos with flatmates, England, Baldur's Gate, NZ Film Festival, Asian girls

Dislikes: Tuna oil, roadworks, failures in bureaucracy, conflict, Sharon Osbourne, mosquitoes, fixing my sleeping schedule
Favourite Thread (Own): In the Court of King Crimson
Favourite Thread (By Another Member): Urban's Infinite... and Comus' 1001...

sleepy jack
Seattle, Washington, U.S.A.
Name: Ethan
Occupation: Student/Marxist
Mod Since: April 2006
Top 5: Elliott Smith, Carissa's Wierd, The Microphones/Mount Eerie, The Magnetic Fields, Bright Eyes
Hobbies: art, ballet, radical veganism, incompetent moderating.
Likes: radical liberalism, indie record stores, songs of sadness, ralph nader
Dislikes: fat people, white people, the bourgeois, america, spiders.
Favourite Thread (Own) : http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/34...s-up-guys.html
Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ew-corner.html

Mod Most Likely To:
Leave for 3 weeks and come back
Insult you
Run for President.
Start a cult
Allow himself to be wound up too easily by MB
Defend Elliott Smith from any nay-saying.
accidentally delete the entire MusicBanter database. MB Armageddon here we come!
change his username.
Write a 10 page thesis disproving a throwaway comment
Be contrarian to everything I say just for the heck of it

TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.A.
Occupation: Business Development/ Small time campaign manager
Top 5: Tom Waits, The White Stripes, Ryan Adams, Nelly McKay, Cake.
Hobbies: cycling, politics, non-fiction, gin, kickball, strategy writ large, minimalism
Mod Since: January 2006
Dislikes: drew barrymore, people with no where to be, cats, ham, and using "problems" as excuses.
Real name: Brennan
Favorite Thread: I don't really have one, I love all threads equally.

tore
Oslo, Norway
Name: Tore
Occupation: Graduate Biology Student
Mod Since: March 2009
Top 5: Changes quickly. Right now? Maybe Yes, Caravan, Kate Bush, Pink Floyd and Gentle Giant
Hobbies: Fishing, boating, swimming, foruming and nerding
Likes: Invertebrates, nature, rats, badminton, hot summers, my girlfriend, scotch single malts, beer, all kinds of food, Terry Pratchett, caves, glaciers, cheesy horror movies, old adventure games
Dislikes: Dumb people, superstitious peotle, creationists, immoralists, capitalists, hysteria, lists, doing dishes, having to get up in the morning, going to bed
Favourite Thread (Own) : Toretorden's Treasure Trove (my journal)
Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : Comus' Review Corner

dankrsta
Serbia
Name: Danijela
Occupation: Art teacher
Mod Since: December 2010
Top 5: Sonic Youth, Swans, Tuxedomoon, Throbbing Gristle, Neu!
Hobbies: when the inspiration comes - drawing and a bit of painting; discovering music
Likes: reading, music, films, art, tennis, fighting with two boys - the big one and the little one, long walks, morning coffee, myths and fairytales, cats
Dislikes: my neighbors, bills (always come at the wrong time), long term plans, stupid people acting smart, cold mornings, did I mention my neighbors?
Favourite Thread (Own): Strategies Against Architecture - The Avant Garde/Experimental Album Club
Favourite Thread (By Another Member): Weekly Music Trading Post / Guess the movie

05-12-2009, 02:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	Mods on 'Mods Most Likely To'...or, what the mods think of each other! Janszoon Mod Most Likely To: Be Jackhammers long lost brother Get along with everyone keep the peace deny the motherland Write an acclaimed work of fiction. win "nicest mod of the month" award. it's like employee of the month - for kind people! Drop knowledge unban you, if you ask very nicely. Post in my threads when nobody else does Not get into a serious argument right-track Mod Most Likely To: Wind jackhammer up (jovially) Delete your posts and ban you from the site (for non-spam reasons) Fookin' ave it! run a crime syndicate Purge MB of Liverpudlians laugh at your problems. Rule with an iron fist have been to shows that will make you jealous. Get beaten up in Liverpool Agree with Urban Seltzer Mod Most Likely To: be shorter than jackhammer Never start another thread again Beat you to spammers stab an orphan for the lunch money he just stole be taller than sleepy jack sleep with your mother know exactly who you are, where you live, have your telephone number and know your entire internet history. Sherlock Holmes...eat yer heart out! learn Mandarin. Become a dotcom millionaire Lurk behind the shadows TheBig3KilledMyRainDog Mod Most Likely To: Be the most erudite and have the worst spelling Make inappropriate or cynical jokes many won't get Be cryptic. Release an album called Master of Swordfishtrombones vote for John Kerry twice. Question your reasoning be misunderstood and vilified by members with less than half his I.Q. shop at Store24. Become the 21st century's answer to James Joyce & have his writings interpreted for generations to come Badmouth prog toretorden Mod Most Likely To: Be far too organised Infract yo ass. know tinkerbell Discover a new species. have an intimate understanding of the moderator panel that rivals even it's creator in less than a week. Moderate from a cave be gang raped by sex starved polar bears while posting on the boards. have been a pirate in a former life. Take over the world from an igloo Analize a simple argument to death Urban Hatemonger Mod Most Likely To: to say C-U-N-T Carry a grudge against you Have a Tardis. Vote against a band he spent last month praising to high heaven Be the sharpest knife in the drawer. somehow managed to have climbed up in the MB hierarchy. hurt your feelings breath new life onto the boards during a slump with a stunning thread idea. Always did...always will. have that rare, lost classic album by that side project of that band you think you heard about once. Use british slang jackhammer Mod Most Likely To: Chat you up on MSN Buy his adopted son (PMO) a pint cost your bands revenue in sales by uploading your album to the web Prepare a banquet for all the other mods. call you his mate. Actually listen to something you recommend have an ego crisis meltdown and secretly hate 80% of his music collection. befriend a newbie. Remind you how much you like that obscure 80s metal band even though you hate to admit it Use this smiley

08-01-2009, 02:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	The Ex-Mods boo boo Memphis, Tennessee, U.S.A. Name: Bryan Occupation: Unemployed Mod Since: May 08 Top 5: Yes, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Radiohead. Hobbies: Writing, Gaming, Playing bass and keyboards, organizing world's largest gallery of bald chicks. Likes: Prog, many other kinds of music, old school video games, anime, surrealism, science fiction/fantasy. Dislikes: A lot of modern indie's sacred cows, 4chan humor, the far right, the far left. Favourite Thread (Own) : 100 Things That Piss Me Off About Video Games Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : The Sexual Experience Thread Mod Most Likely To: Get himself in an unnecessary flap Get into fights with other forum members Make a concept album sleep with a cartoon Argue about Led Zeppelin with everyone at least once. say "Modest Mouse sucks." have a robot family go on a psychotic banning rampage to settle old scores. Many dead! kick everyone's ass on the Wii. Cry Bulldog Bolton/North Norfolk, England Name: Al Occupation: Wannabe Mod Since: July 2009 Top 5: Elvis Costello, The Fall, Gram Parsons, Steel Pulse, the Future Sound Of London/Amorphous Androgynous Hobbies: Writing, reading, football, long walks, avoiding confrontations, not taking things seriously Likes: Wigan AFC, Dave Whelan, Bradshawgate, drinking, smoking, matchday atmospheres, family & friends, my dog, nights out Dislikes: Steve McClaren, Bolton Wanderers, Rodney Marsh, people who are late, people with no manners, Bryan Adams, Rochdale Favourite Thread (Own): http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...-costello.html Favourite Thread (By Another Member): http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...om-albums.html jackhammer Cheltenham, England Name: Lee Occupation: A bit of this and a bit of that. Mod Since: Dec 2007 Top 5: Pink Floyd, Archive, John Martyn, Slayer, Underworld Hobbies: Music, Cinema, U.K History, Alcoholic Beverages and cultivating hair for my bald bonce Likes: Nature, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Adult websites (purely for statistical purposes) and walking. Dislikes: Rudeness, Impolite people, Cooked Eggs, Gangsta Rap and Flip Flops Favourite Thread (Own) : Pink Floyd- Reviewed Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : You Be Hatin' lucifer_sam Pittsburgh / State College, Pennsylvania, U.S.A. Name: Sam Occupation: Student / Mechanical engineer Mod Since: January '10 Top 5: Tom Waits, J.G. Thirlwell, Cop Shoot Cop, The Gun Club, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 Hobbies: Reading, writing/recording, snowboarding, and generally pissing life away waiting for something to happen Likes: Noise rock, obscure Russian novelists, Stanley Kubrick, getting lost, the Californian high desert, intelligent women, nostalgia Dislikes: Politics, American comedians, Facebook, stoner culture, tabloid news Favourite Thread (Own) : Top Ten Most Annoying Music Fans Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : Bulldog's 100 right-track Manchester, England Name: David Occupation: Plastics Engineering Mod Since: March 2006 Top 5: Rare 60's soul, Joy Division, The Clash, Talking Heads, The Kinks. Hobbies: Collecting rare 60's soul, mountain biking, scouse baiting. Likes: United, British Speedway, scouse baiting. Dislikes: Scousers, ignorant people, wealthy people with no manners, wasted talent. Favourite Thread (Own) : http://www.musicbanter.com/soul-funk...ul-cellar.html Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...ommentary.html < this thread saved MusicBanter...the original and still the best. Seltzer Auckland, New Zealand Name: Nathan Occupation: Student (software engineering) Mod Since: Jan 2008 Top 5: King Crimson, ISIS, The Smiths, Windir, XTC Hobbies: Music, playing bass, computer programming, languages, reading, maths, British sitcoms, cricket Likes: Indian food, Coca Cola, beer, long convos with flatmates, England, Baldur's Gate, NZ Film Festival, Asian girls Dislikes: Tuna oil, roadworks, failures in bureaucracy, conflict, Sharon Osbourne, mosquitoes, fixing my sleeping schedule Favourite Thread (Own): In the Court of King Crimson Favourite Thread (By Another Member): Urban's Infinite... and Comus' 1001... sleepy jack Seattle, Washington, U.S.A. Name: Ethan Occupation: Student/Marxist Mod Since: April 2006 Top 5: Elliott Smith, Carissa's Wierd, The Microphones/Mount Eerie, The Magnetic Fields, Bright Eyes Hobbies: art, ballet, radical veganism, incompetent moderating. Likes: radical liberalism, indie record stores, songs of sadness, ralph nader Dislikes: fat people, white people, the bourgeois, america, spiders. Favourite Thread (Own) : http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/34...s-up-guys.html Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ew-corner.html Mod Most Likely To: Leave for 3 weeks and come back Insult you Run for President. Start a cult Allow himself to be wound up too easily by MB Defend Elliott Smith from any nay-saying. accidentally delete the entire MusicBanter database. MB Armageddon here we come! change his username. Write a 10 page thesis disproving a throwaway comment Be contrarian to everything I say just for the heck of it TheBig3KilledMyRainDog Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.A. Occupation: Business Development/ Small time campaign manager Top 5: Tom Waits, The White Stripes, Ryan Adams, Nelly McKay, Cake. Hobbies: cycling, politics, non-fiction, gin, kickball, strategy writ large, minimalism Mod Since: January 2006 Dislikes: drew barrymore, people with no where to be, cats, ham, and using "problems" as excuses. Real name: Brennan Favorite Thread: I don't really have one, I love all threads equally. tore Oslo, Norway Name: Tore Occupation: Graduate Biology Student Mod Since: March 2009 Top 5: Changes quickly. Right now? Maybe Yes, Caravan, Kate Bush, Pink Floyd and Gentle Giant Hobbies: Fishing, boating, swimming, foruming and nerding Likes: Invertebrates, nature, rats, badminton, hot summers, my girlfriend, scotch single malts, beer, all kinds of food, Terry Pratchett, caves, glaciers, cheesy horror movies, old adventure games Dislikes: Dumb people, superstitious peotle, creationists, immoralists, capitalists, hysteria, lists, doing dishes, having to get up in the morning, going to bed Favourite Thread (Own) : Toretorden's Treasure Trove (my journal) Favourite Thread (By Another Member) : Comus' Review Corner dankrsta Serbia Name: Danijela Occupation: Art teacher Mod Since: December 2010 Top 5: Sonic Youth, Swans, Tuxedomoon, Throbbing Gristle, Neu! Hobbies: when the inspiration comes - drawing and a bit of painting; discovering music Likes: reading, music, films, art, tennis, fighting with two boys - the big one and the little one, long walks, morning coffee, myths and fairytales, cats Dislikes: my neighbors, bills (always come at the wrong time), long term plans, stupid people acting smart, cold mornings, did I mention my neighbors? Favourite Thread (Own): Strategies Against Architecture - The Avant Garde/Experimental Album Club Favourite Thread (By Another Member): Weekly Music Trading Post / Guess the movie